One Pocket is so slow....

1P is so slow that its best player is called "The Freezer"!!!


"Frost" wasn't good enough, apparently.:rolleyes:



Jeff Livingston
 
chefjeff said:
Thank you very much.

I was gone for 4 months because I......wait for it.....:thumbup:.I was gone for 4 months because I had to shoot a 1P shot.

:eek:


Jeff Livingston
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:rotflmao1:

I hope you've checked in to NPR. The boys there have missed you. (Seriously)
 
I just finished a one-pocket shot and my friend, who was sweating the match, says to me:

"Jeff, you've put on a bit of weight since you were last here."


Jeff Livingston.
 
JB Cases said:
One pocket is so slow you can read all the books written about it before the game is over.
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I bumped this thread just for you, John.

Good luck with your new endeavor.

See ya next year after your game is over.;)


Jeff Livingston
 
One pocket is so slow, you can order a custom cue during the first game
and shoot with it by the end of the match.

One pocket is so slow that by the time the match finishes they're installing Gold Crown XXXIV's around you.

One pocket is so slow, just the woofing takes a decade (hi JB and lou!)
 
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One pocket is so slow that there is almost enough time during one game for you to figure out why people like carnival games like 9 ball. :thumbup:
 
One pocket is so slow three new pro tours started and failed before a race to seven was finished.
 
One Pocket Ain't Slow

One Pocket is the greatest pool game ever invented. It tests your patience and ability to think. If you want to speed it up just go for crazy shots and you will be paying off all night long. One Pocket has been and still is the gambling game for high stakes for many years. Just watch some of the matches on You tube; matches where Scott Frost is playing Effren. Or play nine ball and when you're stuck just ride the nine, maybe you'll luck out….
 
One pocket is so slow......
I tried to find a shot clock for it.....
....but I couldn't find one that did eons.
 
You guys suck at this. Let a master show you a little sumthin'


One pocket is so slow... after a game I went to pay my tab and the kid at the counter asked if I wanted fries with my order.


One pocket is so slow... I had just started the game about a week ago and...hang on, it's my shot....



Thank you, G'Nite ! ! !
 
One Pocket is so slow EARL complained about the 187 lucky rolls you got before you made your first ball.

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One pocket is so slow that if you traveled away from the table at the speed of light, you wouldn't notice any difference.
 
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