Ron Swanson
Banned
I agree, it's complicated.
The Brits want you to include Scotland and Wales and Northern Ireland which they technically own, even though they can't understand a damned thing those people ever say. The Welsh are not fond of Anglo-Saxon's because they are Celts, which explains why there are more fortresses than Brits in Wales. Ireland is a different country altogether, except for Northern Ireland, which wishes it were a different country altogether. The Scotch are too pissed off to be included because they're waiting for a formal apology over the hanging, drawing and quartering of William Wallace seven centuries ago, not that they hold a grudge. The Scots would want independence but it's like a bad marriage, people just stay together and sleep in different rooms because they can't afford to break up. They are the only people I know of who sound pissed off growling "good morning to ya".
Lol. The welsh and scotch hate us, but secretly wish they were us. It has been scientifically proven the northern irish are impossible to understand. I have smiled and nodded at my mate for 20 years, without having a single clue what he has ever said.