I'll see that and raise you two hands/two guitars. Gets pretty good a couple of minutes in.
https://youtu.be/NeooHiX4oH0
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I'll see that and raise you two hands/two guitars. Gets pretty good a couple of minutes in.
https://youtu.be/NeooHiX4oH0
:killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme:
I agree...this whole thread was worth that one post....:rotflmao1:
I got a bunch of people at the pool hall with that one.....
....they are laughing to beat the banned.
Since we're in guitar mode let's roll back about 40 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnI7TQ44U0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnI7TQ44U0
Nobody on this thread is in any danger of winning Last Comic Standing. any time soon.
I'm speechless...:speechless:
I mean the chicken crossing the road is funnier than this crap.
PT-your friends don't count, they're Canadian and Canadians will laugh at anything.
:smile:
I'm speechless...:speechless:
I mean the chicken crossing the road is funnier than this crap.
PT-your friends don't count, they're Canadian and Canadians will laugh at anything.
:smile:
Don't be so Crabby:frown::wink:
I bet that pickle joke was a real hoot after they sucked down a couple 12-packs of Molsons
I heard that joke 10 years ago and I/m still laughing. Must be some people know how to tell a joke:killingme::killingme::killingme:
:smile:..I'm not buying it
Before the joke they were probably all singing O' Canada, and thirty seconds later half of them were passed out
3 southern bells are sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the summer, drinking sweet tea...patting the sweat off their brows, talking about what their husbands got them for their birthday
first says: my husband bought me a brand new plantation style home, with a wrap around porch.
the other two said well honey....thats nice
the second woman said: well my husband bought me a brand new mink coat to keep me warm in the winter.
the other two said "well honey, thats nice"
the last little lady was being oddly quiet.
the first two said "honey aint your husband got you somthing nice foryour birthday?"
"well yes mam, he sure did"
well honey.....what did he get you
"well he sent me up to finishing school in shreveport"
well girl, what did you learn up at finishing school
"i learned how to say, thats nice, instead of F**K YOU!
cue snare drum
first says: my husband bought me a brand new plantation style home, with a wrap around porch.
the other two said well honey....thats nice
the second woman said: well my husband bought me a brand new mink coat to keep me warm in the winter.
the other two said "well honey, thats nice"
the last little lady was being oddly quiet.
the first two said "honey aint your husband got you somthing nice foryour birthday?"
"well yes mam, he sure did"
well honey.....what did he get you
"well he sent me up to finishing school in shreveport"
well girl, what did you learn up at finishing school
"i learned how to say, thats nice, instead of F**K YOU!
cue snare drum
Down here in the Ozarks a wealthy oil man (kind of like Jed Clampet) sent his 20 year younger bride off to a finishing school in Sweden. At the end of a year she flew home and he went out to the airport to pick her up
She got off the plane and in a very lady-like manner walked over to where he stood and said, "Dawling. Since I've been away have you been blue?"
He looks at her in stunned disbelief, then yells, "The word is blowed, damn it! Now get your ass back on that airplane."
`Rabbi and a Priest sitting together on an airplane
Priest leaned over to ask the Rabbi "Rabbi, have you ever tried ham"
Rabbi looked around and answered "yes I've tried ham"
Then Rabbi leaned over to ask the priest "Priest, have you ever had a women"
Priest looked around and whispered "yes I've had a women"
Rabbi responded "way better then that ham isn't it"
:groucho: I'm not in this business for love you know, I was in love once and got the business
Priest leaned over to ask the Rabbi "Rabbi, have you ever tried ham"
Rabbi looked around and answered "yes I've tried ham"
Then Rabbi leaned over to ask the priest "Priest, have you ever had a women"
Priest looked around and whispered "yes I've had a women"
Rabbi responded "way better then that ham isn't it"
:groucho: I'm not in this business for love you know, I was in love once and got the business
A newly wed Chinese couple opened a restaurant. They were working day and night, night and day to get it up and running. As a consequence their sex life suffered. The husband couldn't sleep one night as he needed some relief. So he nudges his wife and says "honey how about some 69". She opens one eye and says what, you want beef and broccoli at 2 in the morning?
priest and a rabbi walkin down the street....see a 12yr old boy on the other side the road....priest says to rabbi "hey, lets go over there and screw that kid."
rabbi says "outta what":sorry:
I have made countless attempts to get this thread back on topic.
guess who said:
A Rabbi, priest and minister were fishing in the middle of a lake.
The priest said, I forgot the sandwiches, so he got out of the boat and walked across the lake, picked up the sandwiches and got back in the boat.
The minister said, I forgot the six pack, and he got up, and walked across the water and returned with the beer.
The Rabbi exclaimed, I forgot the cigars! He stepped out of the boat and sunk 50 feet to the bottom of the lake.
The priest looked at the minister and said, "I guess we should have told him where the stones were."
The priest said, I forgot the sandwiches, so he got out of the boat and walked across the lake, picked up the sandwiches and got back in the boat.
The minister said, I forgot the six pack, and he got up, and walked across the water and returned with the beer.
The Rabbi exclaimed, I forgot the cigars! He stepped out of the boat and sunk 50 feet to the bottom of the lake.
The priest looked at the minister and said, "I guess we should have told him where the stones were."