Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...
One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!
Jeff Livingston
What the heck is "one pocket"...............
Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.
One Pocket is so slow....
...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...
...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!
Jeff Livingston
And 9-Ball is too fast!
Av, my friend....you'd better go to the 8-Ball is stupid thread.
Jeff Livingston
Where is it written that a pool game needs to be fast?
Obviously not a one pocket player, (or a comedian either)
Bill
This is supposed to be humorous thread, but...
Jeff Livingston
1 pocket is so slow...
heard it usta be customary when you played a long set to put moth balls in the pockets, so the moths wouldnt eat to many holes in the felt before you finished.