One Pocket is so slow....

[avmaster]

What the heck is "one pocket"...............

 

[CocoboloCowboy]

One poctet is slow, a challande, and like play POOL/CHESS!

 

[kevpull]

Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...

One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!

Jeff Livingston

That is a Good one!

 

[chefjeff]

What the heck is "one pocket"...............

Av, my friend....you'd better go to the 8-Ball is stupid thread.

Jeff Livingston

 

[chefjeff]

Many pool tournaments have a 'buy back in' option if you lose a match.

But 1 pocket is so slow....

...it has a 'buy back out' option if you win a match!


Jeff Livingston

 

[Beware_of_Dawg]

1 pocket is so slow...

heard it usta be customary when you played a long set to put moth balls in the pockets, so the moths wouldnt eat to many holes in the felt before you finished.

 

[jay helfert]

Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

And 9-Ball is too fast!

 

[DelaWho???]

Not the way I play it.


:frown:

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

1 pocket is so slow, Dad bequeathed me a 1 up lead in a 3 ahead match.

 

[avmaster]

And 9-Ball is too fast!

Nooooooooooooo say it isn't so........... Too fast.....????? Not for Toupee Jay..............

 

[avmaster]

Av, my friend....you'd better go to the 8-Ball is stupid thread.

Jeff Livingston

Why....???? I'm having enough trouble wading through this thread......:grin-square:

 

[Grumpy]

Obviously not a one pocket player, (or a comedian either)
Bill

 

[Luxury]

One pocket is slow but to really make sure you make live stream viewers contemplate suicide, be sure to have Gabe Owen COACH George Breedlove in between shots.

 

[3andstop]

Where is it written that a pool game needs to be fast?

 

[chefjeff]

Where is it written that a pool game needs to be fast?

It is written, my son, in the sacred tablets of 6-holes, written long ago by the wise ones. It is written: A pox on ye who defy it.


1-Pocket is so slow...

...that to have an accurate handle, one guy who plays it calls himself, "3andstop." :grin-square:


This is supposed to be humorous thread, but...

Jeff Livingston

 

[chefjeff]

Obviously not a one pocket player, (or a comedian either)
Bill

Hey, I'm working here!!!

I don't come down to the Quicky Mart and knock the broom out of your hand, do I?

Jeff Livingston

 

[3andstop]

This is supposed to be humorous thread, but...

Jeff Livingston

Ohh, I get it .... :killingme:

 

[Falcon Eddie]

1 pocket is so slow...

heard it usta be customary when you played a long set to put moth balls in the pockets, so the moths wouldnt eat to many holes in the felt before you finished.

You can break hard ...saw Cory D. do it that would speed it up.

 

[chefjeff]

One of the guys on the Des Moines thread decided to host a 1-P tournament next weekend. Why? Well, one of the reasons was a joke I put there and that helped stimulate the tourney talk and low and behold, a 1-P tourney!!!

I was gonna go play in it, but if it's filled with people who apparently have no fun in life, I might just pass. Do 1-Pocket players even have fun playing the game, or what?

Hello, McFly? All news is good news when it comes to 1-Pocket, I'd think....but maybe that's just me.

Jeff Livingston

 

[alstl]

If a turtle walked by the table it would shark the players.