10 Ball: Ditka vs Bartram

Ditka vs. Bartram, 10-Ball

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Dis cannot be allowed to happen. Da universe as we know it would cease to exist. Not since the almost Bulls vs. Bears charity golf tournament was a calamity like dis averted.
 
As a matter of fact, awhile back I started a thread re. Ditka and some of his pool accomplishments...among them - about 15 years ago Ditka was visiting the Phillipines and matched up with Efren playing One Pocket....what happened was...

Ditka gave Efren 10-7 and crushed him...:eek: - Ditka left town with about $80,000 - and needless to say, since this is Ditka we're talking about, nobody gave him any trouble leaving with the cash....:cool:

- Ghost

ps, when Ditka left, he told Efren that if he comes to Chicago and plays on his table, he can get 11-7 !

pps, here's the link to that old Ditka thread >>> http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=80228
 
Ditka....makes five balls on the break, runs the remaining five balls in two shots.....repeat....repeat....until the race is over.
 
Da boys 'round here say Ditka's gonna take dat one down. Da Coach is strong in everyting, and if dat skinny lil Chuck Norris fellar or Jack Bauer want a piece; day knows where to find 'im. Dats right, he still lives next door to dose soccer playin sissies from dat stupid Will Farrell movie Ditka's agent got 'im into (may dat agent rest in peace).
 
StraightPoolIU said:
Are we talking about shooting the balls or eating them? Either way Ditka wins, but in the second one Ditka wins by a lot.
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Who would win?

Bartrum gets ball in hand for every shot - Ditka blindfolded... - Ditka.

Race to a hundert, Ditka spots him 99 games while having to shoot opposite handed with a gorilla pounding him in the head with a baseball bat... Ditka.

Versus Bartrum, 10 ball - 10 ahead set on a Carom table with Godzilla breathing fire up his Asss - Ditka.

Same game, same rules, Ditka Vs Ditka...

Ditka.
 
SpiderWebComm said:
What if Ditka wasn't normal size? What if it was a miniature Ditka?
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A miniature Ditka would win the Dunk Contest at the NBA All Star game...:eek:




donny mills said:
who is mike ditka?
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Mike Ditka is....what Bo Jackson only pretended to be...:cool:
 
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