BigVic said:Does anyone have any stories about gambling matches turning into a fight due to a drunk, sore loser, etc.?
BigVic said:Does anyone have any stories about gambling matches turning into a fight due to a drunk, sore loser, etc.?
JoeyA said:One of my "friends" Keith S of New Orleans, pulled me to the side one night about a year ago and said there's a guy who wants to play somoe $20 eight ball on the bar table, come on over and play him. So I go over to the guy and Keith introduces us and the guy is like 5'10" and about 300 lbs. He kind of looked like a 55 gallon drum except he had this monster head on top of that enormous body. He must have been 35 years old and he was kind of moving his body all of the time like he was high on something.
I gave Keith the "thanks a lot, eye" and posted the $20. Normally I wouldn't post twenty bucks but it was going to be hard to get the twenty out of this guy's pocket if he didn't want to give it to me.
The guy wins the flip and breaks the balls with a house cue and sounded like a thunder clap. I don't know if it was the power of his break or the cue ball slamming into the wall. It was unsettling to say the least. I knew I had better stay out of this guy's way from the get go. His break got him agitated so as usual when he shot (I made sure he got some shots) I remained absolutely still, never saying a word, never smiling....nothing. I now realize the guy can't run three fookin balls and I am not interested in hustling the guy but he is not a happy camper so I try to let him have some fun by at least not getting embarassed by someone stealing his twenty. He has a friend with him that looks like he was an extra from the movie Deliverance kind of jacked up in a crazy way too. It's about the middle of the game and the guy starts sweating and he starts hollering loud, "I don't like no m*****f*****s trying to cheat me. He's whacking the house cue on the table, making a loud cracking sound every time he misses which is kind of frequently. Then he starts spinning the cue stick in his hand like a baton. Hi hands are extremely strong looking and he spins the cue like it was a chopstick. The air is whistling as he spins the stick in the air, all the time looking more menacingly than ever. I'm wondering if I am going to the hospital tonight. I sit there watching him do his antics not looking directly at him but primarily focusing on the table. You know what they say about staring at a viscious dog; I'm not about to do that. Anyway, the guy looks like he is going to take my head off if I win and I think about this and think about it some more while I miss the next shot. After 10 or 15 minutes which seemed like an hour of this, I decide that I am not going to let him win. That's my damn twenty on the light too. And all he can do is send me to the hospital or kill me.I figure that maybe before he dismantles me, my "friend" might hit him on the back of his head several times with a cue stick to get him off of me if he attacks me. I knew I could have hit this guy with a baseball bat and it would only make him mad as he was a very tough looking guy and strong to boot. So I finish the long game by carefully calling my pocket for the eight ball and win. The guy is shouting to his friend very angrily that he won't stand for anyone cheating him and he would kill a MFER that cheats him. I stayed down on the shot as he was barking all of this crap and make the shot. I stand up waiting for him to come running at me like a bull in a China shop and he's looking kind of angry and I walk right over to him and reach out my hand to him and say, "It was a tough match". His big mitten covered my rather large hand and he squeezed it just enough to let me know that he still was not happy and that he could have shattered the bones in my hand. I let go of his hand, went over to the light, picked up the two twenties and said "I need a beer, would you like a beer". His face softened a little and he nodded yes. We exchanged a few words that I don't even remember. I bought he and I a beer then both of us realized we didn't want to play another game.
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I looked around for my good friend "Keith S" and he wasn't too far away but when I offered Keith half of the net winnings, he declined, apologizing and saying I had earned all of it.![]()
JoeyA
ShootingArts said:Do I have stories about fights and leaving at the head of a parade! When I was young and dumb before I smoothed out my gambling skills leaving ahead of a lynch mob was almost the norm. When it came time to go I often stuck a twenty in my pocket to throw to the bartender on the way out the door to pay for the house stick I broke to get me to the door. For awhile I honestly averaged breaking about a dozen house sticks a year. A stick ain't great to fight with but few want to tangle with a broken one held chest high like a police baton with the pointy end ready to do business. Was watching Marine bayonet training last night and noted certain similarities.
Once I was in a bar alone and had an issue with three guys over a pool table. Another man was in there alone and had an issue with pretty much the rest of the bar over a man's ex-wife that worked there. Somehow the poop hit the fan for both of us at the same time and we found ourselves side by side against an old stage with a couple dozen guys facing up. I had my cue butt held chest high ready to use the pin and butt to best advantage and the man next to me was only maybe 5'9" and 180 or smaller but he was a recently retired pro boxer. We were in a stand-off for about fifteen minutes and after awhile it got comical. The folks in the back were pushing forward but everyone in front knew that it was going to be very rough for the first folks that tangled with me and the cue or Bill. After a few minutes the people at the front of the pile although only inches away from Bill and I were visibly leaning back pushing against the pressure of the crowd to not get shoved into harm's way. This one eventually faded to nothing and after I left Bill beat everyone who had wanted to fight him arm wrestling, some twice!
I did tie up with the guys that had wanted to fight me outside on another occasion. The odds were two to one and one of the other guys started the game with a huge kick between my legs. It landed a little far back and didn't hurt at all and the party was on. He was into clawing, gouging and choking and everything he tried, I did. He was considerably larger than I was and eventually was on top of me trying to strangle me. Purely by accident my index finger went deeply into his mouth. When it did, I pulled him from on top of me to under me before the finger came out. A little later he got a finger in my mouth all the way down one side. Remembering what had happened to him, I bit down hard and held on until all he wanted was whatever was left of his finger back! That ended the fight. Funniest part was him whining to his buddies afterwards that I didn't fight fair.
For a few years I supplied all the beer for one large friend or another while I gambled but eventually I learned to leave the losers laughing. Stalling was not only a necessity to take the cheese, it was a necessity to survive. Had anyone had a clue as to my real speed some places I played I would have literally been lucky to leave alive after taking the money.
Hu
klockdoc said:I was up at the lake one weekend working on my house and decided to go into town and play in a local tournament. I ended up winning this one, so a guy comes up to me and says, "hey,you ought to go up to New London this weekend, they have a big tournament up there Friday night".
So I decided to go. Friday night, I pull into this tavern. My Jeep had trouble going into reverse when cold, so I backed into the parking space. (for a fast getaway if needed). I paid my entry and waited around for my name to be called. Noticing several "good ol' boys" and some of the ways they were acting kind of scared me. Then I noticed that when the tournament director got up to approach the table, he had a gun sticking out of his back pocket. This was my ticket. I was going to stay close to him.
While I was sitting next to him, I remarked that I just noticed a girl going into the mens restroom. All of a sudden, this girl drags this guy out of the john and starts beating the $hi!! out of him right there on the floor. After they broke it up, the owner tells me that she is the girlfriend/bartender and this guy was cheating on her. Now I am really glad I am sitting next to this guy.
Night goes on and it is the finals of me against this other guy. I really do not know if I want to win or not; thinking about broken thumbs and that sort of thing. Finally, this guy misses a real easy shot and I win the game. I shake his hand and went to get my money. All of a sudden, chairs start flying and people are screaming. I turn around and see this guy fall backwards and the back of his head hit the concrete floor. I will never forget that sound. Sounds like when you thump a watermelon, but, a lot louder.
Now I want to get out of there. I go outside for my car and the whole entire parking lot is full. There is about five rows of cars between me and the road. I am in the front row, totally blocked in...SO MUCH FOR THE FAST GETAWAY. LOL. I just sat in the car, locked the doors and waited for the police to finish evacuating the place. Took about an hour for them to clear it out. Guess the fight took their thoughts away from me winning.
CamposCues said:...I looked to where the 2nd guy was standing and his leg was still there, sneeker and all. I was like, what the hell. Turns out the 2nd guy had a prosthetic leg. My buddy felt kind of bad after that but oh well, it was a done deal.
The bartender watched it on video with the owner over and over. She said it was hysterical. I tried to get it but she said the owner trashed it for legal reasons. I bet it was crazy to watch from a birdseye view.md5key said:Best ending ever!![]()
You get rep for that. LMFAO!!!CamposCues said:This wasn't even over any money. After league one night we were playing at our home bar. Some younger guys came in drunk and acting stupid. It was me, my buddy, and his dad. Well one of the younger guys was a pretty good sized kid and he put up some quarters. My buddies dad plays and beats him, for free mind you. This kid (poor sport) starts bumping chests all in the face of my buddies dad, who is too old for that crap. Me and my buddy hop up ready to rock and his dad says let's just get out of here. Okay, we all rode together. We pull up to my buddies dad's house and let him out. I thought my buddy was going to drop me off. Nope, right back up to the pub. That big mouthy guy and one of his buddies is out in the parking lot talking on the phone. My buddy hops out of the truck and the guy starts running his mouth again. My buddy hit him so hard he actually skidded across the concrete. The guys buddy started yelling...too late my buddy parked him too. He went flying. They were both flopping around on the ground like fish, but something was wierd. I looked to where the 2nd guy was standing and his leg was still there, sneeker and all. I was like, what the hell. Turns out the 2nd guy had a prosthetic leg. My buddy felt kind of bad after that but oh well, it was a done deal.
Russ Chewning said:Hu,
Who WAS it?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!????!?!!?!!!!??!![]()
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ShootingArts said:It was, well it was a long time ago! I can almost remember his name, it's on the tip of my tongue . . .
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Dang it, just can't make it to the keyboard though! Seriously, I don't name any of the known players that I ran into back then. When I met them it was always just a one night encounter and one night means little.
Hu