Adults Only - Naughtiest Acts Done In The Pool Room

Air barrell????

I was playing in a league match last year, playing a young gal who loves to flirt and she was gettin kinda drunk. I was at the table, and had just rolled into perfect shape for an easy stop shot, stop shot out. She said if you miss that I'll flash. I said If you flash I'll knock the 8 in. She said knock that 8 in and I WILL flash.

I knew she was bluffin, but it was a chance that I had to take.

She gave an IOU.


Justin Nuder
 
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One night at Strokers in Atlanta I was playing a young lady from Philly several games of Naked pool for $10.00 a game. I never won 1 game even though I left her bad every single time I could! She was a flawless beauty of a woman. The owner decided that she could not play naked and insisted that she put her undies on so the game stopped and I was down about $60.00. I have know idea why he wanted her to put on panties when it was a nude bar. She gave me the first lap dance I ever had and we called it a night.
 
sad story

Me and my partner passed through a little place that had four or six pool tables taking up most of the room but was mostly a biker bar. It was late morning or early afternoon on a weekday, maybe not even late morning we got dry early sometimes, and the place was empty except for the female manager and a barmaid. We got a couple of beers and sat at the bar idly talking for awhile and the conversation got around to the pool tables. The manager commented to the barmaid that they hadn't used them in awhile and she and the barmaid wanted to lock the door for a brief interlude, couples on separate tables nothing real kinky.

The sad part of the story is that my partner didn't want to play and he and the manager were paired up so the whole deal fell through. I wasn't real sorry, I lost all the skin off my knees on one of those old bar tables with the rough cloth they used to have. I don't remember exactly how that came to be but my knees were tender for weeks!

Hu
 
Fresh out of law school I got my first job in Jacksonville. I moved into this duplex close to downtown and I specifically scouted out a place that had a room big enough for a pool table. It was my first pool table, a Gandy Big G. The rent was cheap, the neighbor below was very cool and life was good. A lawyer I knew was looking for a place and he was pretty cool, so I decided to let him move in (2bdr/2bath place, I had been using the other room as storage). So he goes to move in and I tell him only 2 rules, eat your own food and NO FEKKING on my pool table. No big deal he says, I dont like the food you eat and I dont have a girlfriend. The food never turned into a problem because he was right, we liked way different food. About 3 months later he gets this cute girlfriend Brooke. I remind him of the rule and then about 3 weeks later I come home, come bounding up the stair case and I hear something weird. I open the door and the table light is on (my roommate didnt play), there are no cues out and the balls are in my case. There is a wet spot on my table. I went right to his room door and was just pounding on the door. I was pretty pissed. He paid to have my table recovered that week or I told him there was going to be some bad shiat between us as roommates. I dont care how hot the girl was, there was no fekking on my pool table, not by me and certainly not by my no poolplaying roommate. About a year later I was dating this 18 year old receptionist at the place I worked. She was probably the hottest gal I have ever dated. She wanted to have a go on the pool table and I got out of that one by moving it to the kitchen instead. "Look at all these neat things in the kitchen babe....."
 
Okay, okay, I'll confess. In my first poolroom in Bakersfield in the 70's, I always had girls coming in looking for work. I didn't really need the help, but that didn't stop them from asking. One cute girl kept begging me to hire her. She said she would do ANYTHING. So I told her to come back at closing time and help me clean up. It was just me and her, and after I got all my work done, I invited her into my office in back, where I had a nice big couch. I usually took naps in there or rested up.

We smoked one and one thing led to another, and pretty soon it got very cozy in there. I won't get any more graphic then that. The funny thing was that after that, one girl after another came in asking if she could help me clean up after I close :smile:. My little friend had been gabbing about our little tryst. Well, I won't say I accepted all their offers of help, but I also won't say I turned them all down either.
 
jay helfert said:
Okay, okay, I'll confess. In my first poolroom in Bakersfield in the 70's, I always had girls coming in looking for work. I didn't really need the help, but that didn't stop them from asking. One cute girl kept begging me to hire her. She said she would do ANYTHING. So I told her to come back at closing time and help me clean up. It was just me and her, and after I got all my work done, I invited her into my office in back, where I had a nice big couch. I usually took naps in there or rested up.

We smoked one and one thing led to another, and pretty soon it got very cozy in there. I won't get any more graphic then that. The funny thing was that after that, one girl after another came in asking if she could help me clean up after I close :smile:. My little friend had been gabbing about our little tryst. Well, I won't say I accepted all their offers of help, but I also won't say I turned them all down either.
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Jay...quite frankly, I'm appalled.
 
uwate said:
Fresh out of law school I got my first job in Jacksonville. I moved into this duplex close to downtown and I specifically scouted out a place that had a room big enough for a pool table. It was my first pool table, a Gandy Big G. The rent was cheap, the neighbor below was very cool and life was good. A lawyer I knew was looking for a place and he was pretty cool, so I decided to let him move in (2bdr/2bath place, I had been using the other room as storage). So he goes to move in and I tell him only 2 rules, eat your own food and NO FEKKING on my pool table. No big deal he says, I dont like the food you eat and I dont have a girlfriend. The food never turned into a problem because he was right, we liked way different food. About 3 months later he gets this cute girlfriend Brooke. I remind him of the rule and then about 3 weeks later I come home, come bounding up the stair case and I hear something weird. I open the door and the table light is on (my roommate didnt play), there are no cues out and the balls are in my case. There is a wet spot on my table. I went right to his room door and was just pounding on the door. I was pretty pissed. He paid to have my table recovered that week or I told him there was going to be some bad shiat between us as roommates. I dont care how hot the girl was, there was no fekking on my pool table, not by me and certainly not by my no poolplaying roommate. About a year later I was dating this 18 year old receptionist at the place I worked. She was probably the hottest gal I have ever dated. She wanted to have a go on the pool table and I got out of that one by moving it to the kitchen instead. "Look at all these neat things in the kitchen babe....."
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Who in their right mind would want to do it on a pool table? It's hard as a rock and uncomfortable as hell. The floor is even a much better choice.
 
jay helfert said:
Okay, okay, I'll confess. In my first poolroom in Bakersfield in the 70's, I always had girls coming in looking for work. I didn't really need the help, but that didn't stop them from asking. One cute girl kept begging me to hire her. She said she would do ANYTHING. So I told her to come back at closing time and help me clean up. It was just me and her, and after I got all my work done, I invited her into my office in back, where I had a nice big couch. I usually took naps in there or rested up.

We smoked one and one thing led to another, and pretty soon it got very cozy in there. I won't get any more graphic then that. The funny thing was that after that, one girl after another came in asking if she could help me clean up after I close :smile:. My little friend had been gabbing about our little tryst. Well, I won't say I accepted all their offers of help, but I also won't say I turned them all down either.
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so you took porn's casting couch and applied it to a pool room? i like it!
 
:thumbup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqdFffh0YVs :thumbup:


Cannonball55 said:
Alright, we're all adults here and i'm sure that all of us have spent enough time in the pool room to see and do just about everything ( and i do mean everything )

what are some of the more personal things that you've either witnessed or experienced yourself? I'll start by saying that i've received some drunken "special attention" from a young lady ( ok, she was'nt really a lady ) outside in the parking lot .......... twice:grin-devilish:

I'd like this thread to unravel some intresting stories, so guys please don't get to carried away in your recollection of the events and try not to be overly graphic ...

Thanx

edit : she wasn't a lady means she wasn't very classy
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Dang! I am too . . .

Cannonball55 said:
I am a Diamond virgin, now i will not comment on my experiences on gold crowns ...:smile:
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Wonder if BigTruck would be willing to raffle a slightly used Diamond instead of a new one, just so I could compare it to the old tables and report back of course.

Hu
 
JB Cases said:
One time a bunch of us were playing a drinking game and at some point I got up to go to the bathroom but ended up throwing up in the corner pocket and all over the table.
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Ahh, so you had an oralgasm. I guess that qualifies.:D
 
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