This reminds me of the advertising campaign Folger's Coffee used when it introduced its coffee. The commercials only said "Folger's is bringing a mountain to Chicago!" Nobody had heard of Folger's at the time, so it generated a lot of curiosity. The mountain turned out to be the fact that Folger's is mountain grown (like all coffee, I think).
My guess, considering that Tom is no longer a youngster, nor am I, is ..... your health.
My guess, considering that Tom is no longer a youngster, nor am I, is ..... your health.