AZBers in 20 words or less

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JAM: I love typing, Keith, and the IPT. Keith McCready in 2008!
Blackjack: I know everything.
Scott Lee: Me, too.
Jude Rosenstock: No, *I* know everything. At least in New York.
Wayne: Call on me, call on me! I know the answer! And I play great too!
Sweet Marissa: Give me the seven and the keys to your room.
Girlwon1: I'm quitting pool. Now tell me not to.
OnePocketChump: I bark like a rabid prairie dog.
rackmsuckr: Have I posted yet today? Here are my two million cents.
Jigs: Straight woman pool player = automatically hot.
PlynSets: I'm a San Diego baller. I swear I am.
Grady: Back before "round" was invented, I was a legend.
Jay Helfert: Wifebeater + toupee = H. O. T.
JJinFL: VIP Rear Entry reserved for Kevin Trudeau.
Al-Fahl Amir: <--- I'm with Corey Deuel.
DrCuesProtoge: Have I told you how unlucky I am today?
JoeT: The Middle East situation exists because they don't play 10-ball.
BlackCat 5971: How do you run one ball with ball-in-hand?
BillPorter: Say "Cheese"!
CrownCityCorey: Here's a list of everyone I've ever beaten. Have I mentioned I'm a professional pool player?
Steve Lipsky: I'm quitting when I run 200.
8-ball bernie: i amda so theu greatestest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timberly: Now announcing the 937th AZ Billiards Raffle...
Jimmy M.: Hey Rude Dog, did you see that? Tell Bobalou!
Rude Dog: Y'all suck.
john schmidt: i havent found the shift key yet
Mr. Wilson: Feel the wrath of The Moderator! Forty days of rain!
travis trotter: You're not allowed to think about me without my permission.
APA9: There is no such word as "alot".

Feel free to add anyone I've missed.

Mr. Wilson: I know you're going to get "alot" of complaints about this one, but you know it's funny. ;)
 
BlackCat 5971: How do you run one ball with ball-in-hand?



Not sure how to reply to that one. Other than.

You Make That MxxxxxxxR!!!!! :)

Black Cat :cool:
 
jazznpool: Get a Pruitt!! I've got a Ned Morris for sale!! $25 off retail!!! Have I said this yet this hour?
jimbo: I can show you how much stupider you all really are...
duke@neo.rr.com: Like, OMG!! This is the baddest cue of all week, er, I mean evar!!11
Dak21st: You're not with the IRS, are you?
 
1pRoscoe said:
jazznpool: Get a Pruitt!! I've got a Ned Morris for sale!! $25 off retail!!! Have I said this yet this hour?
jimbo: I can show you how much stupider you all really are...
duke@neo.rr.com: Like, OMG!! This is the baddest cue of all week, er, I mean evar!!11
Dak21st: You're not with the IRS, are you?
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
 
Not meant to be mean, all that I quoted are very nice people, but repetitive..... well, Jimbo is still a dickhead, but the others are cool... :D
 
1pRoscoe said:
jazznpool: Get a Pruitt!! I've got a Ned Morris for sale!! $25 off retail!!! Have I said this yet this hour?
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I see ZERO REASON to take a CHEAP SHOT at jazznpool, as all I hear is how fair & honest he is with his customers...;)
 
OK, those are pretty funny, and here is my .03 worth... why isn't there anything on the other IPT dissenters, MacGuy, Vader, Gabber, Watchez, etc.?

You also left out the great Williebetmore and Breakup as well as our venerable posters SJM, Eydie, Colin and Donovan?
 
ScottR said:
poolsleuth: nise cu, hoo paul motty iz, two lait four mee, vote for wot yoou think
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1pRoscoe said:
PoolSleuth: I like TO place emphasis on all OF THE wrong words. :p
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1pRoscoe said:
jazznpool: Get a Pruitt!! I've got a Ned Morris for sale!! $25 off retail!!! Have I said this yet this hour?
jimbo: I can show you how much stupider you all really are...
duke@neo.rr.com: Like, OMG!! This is the baddest cue of all week, er, I mean evar!!11
Dak21st: You're not with the IRS, are you?
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APA9, Scott, Ross... thanks for the laughs. Definitely some classics here. :D
 
APA9 said:
Blackjack: I know everything.
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The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. - Malcolm Forbes


It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
:)
 
Smorgassbored I love Drivermaker,I love Drivermaker,I love Drivermaker!!!:D

Dr.Cue's Protege I screwed up another runout,I screwed up another runout,I screwed up another runout etc.etc. etc.:(

Kevin Varney I've paid my dues,now let's talk about my cues.
My cues,my cues,my cues,my cues,my cues, etc. etc. etc.

NYC Cue Dude Kevin Trudeau makes me extemley paranoid,KT is a powertripper,KT eats ego waffles for breakfast!:mad:

The One I love Timberly's butt,I love Timberly's posterior ,I love Timberly's as$ ,END of story!:p

Timberly The One loves my butt,The One love my posterior,The One can kiss my ...

FartsnifferI love everyone's butt,I love everyone's posterior,I love everyone's ass,END of story.


Rakmsucker Mike Sigel's a cheater,deceiter and a women beater!;)
Besides that,he talks to much.:eek:

Scott Lee and Randy G Stop your guessin',stressin' and ah messin' and take a freakin' lesson!

Cuetechasaurus Allright whose the F#%^EN @%*HOLE who gave me the postive rep points?:mad: :mad: :mad:

Rude Dog And how did he treat the moderators???
"ruff,ruff,ruff!"

RecoveryjonesDon't quit your day job!

RJ
 
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Cuetechasaurus Allright whose the F#%^EN @%*HOLE who gave me the postive rep points?

Dr.Cue's Protege I screwed up another runout,I screwed up another runout,I screwed up another runout etc.etc. etc.
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My favorite ones.
 
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