I don't think you were insulting anyone either, but your advice to "learn" how to play on a crap table doesn't hold water in all instances. An example: I was playing eight-ball. It is my shot. When I came to the table all my balls were still up. I was down to my last two object balls. My opponent had 4 or 5 balls on the table. I had a shot where I needed to go two rails for position on my last object ball, with the eight-ball near the last object ball. If I did everything right, it was an easy out. A road map. I made the shot. The cueball came off the second rail and was headed for the space between the dot on the long rail next to the side pocket and the side pocket. Perfect shot. Perfect speed. I relaxed, knowing that this game was in-the-bag. Suddenly the cueball started hooking and scratched into the side pocket

. With ball in hand, my opponent ran out and won the game

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You can't "learn" how to deal with this problem. It was a fu**in' by the table, pure and simple. I had to shoot the pattern this way because of the position of my opponents balls. I did everything right. It just turned out wrong through no fault of mine.
There are just gonna be instances where a slow-rolled shot is in order for the run-out. I, like bsmutz, have completely missed a ball I was trying to hit ever so lightly to complete a "lock-up" safety because of the bad table roll. Believe me, a crap table can sure put the coitus on your plans

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I hope you, or anybody else for that matter, NEVER has to shoot on a table like the one in my "home" bar!!! To use a quote from Fat Bastard (Austin Powers movie): "It's cr-r-rap, man"!!!
Maniac