You're in if you like possum roast
I don't know about possum, man.
Sometimes they just LOOK like you can stick a fork in 'em...they've had
centuries of practice playin' dead.
So you stick a fork in it, it comes to life and cracks you upside the head,
grabs your car keys....and the damn thing's in Odessa before you can
pick yourself up off the floor.

...seen it happen many a time....