after closing up the shop one day,
i thought i would grab a beer from the fridge on the patio.
yes, we rednecks keep an extra fridge outside just for adult beverages.
doesnt everyone?
i turned around to see Ernie the Elk in my backyard
a majestic sight he was
no time to go get my rifle
i had but one thing to do
i threw the full beercan at Ernie, whacked him right between the eyes.
Ernie fell to the ground , stunned, dazed & wondering wtf just happened.
i ran to the shop to get my sawzall and promptly removed Ernie's rack,
thanked him and sent him on his way
and then i woke up
now the real story
we dont have elk running around the burbs of cincinnati
a friend of mine brought these two antlers back from a ranch in wyoming
her uncle had these hanging on the wall for 50plus years
she remembers them from when she was a kid
approx. 2.50" at the base, 40plus " long
both had a straight enough and long enough section to get a pair of handles out of them
bocote & elk
a couple weeks away from completion
i love my job
having as much fun as i do, it's really not a JOB









i thought i would grab a beer from the fridge on the patio.
yes, we rednecks keep an extra fridge outside just for adult beverages.
doesnt everyone?
i turned around to see Ernie the Elk in my backyard
a majestic sight he was
no time to go get my rifle
i had but one thing to do
i threw the full beercan at Ernie, whacked him right between the eyes.
Ernie fell to the ground , stunned, dazed & wondering wtf just happened.
i ran to the shop to get my sawzall and promptly removed Ernie's rack,
thanked him and sent him on his way
and then i woke up
now the real story
we dont have elk running around the burbs of cincinnati
a friend of mine brought these two antlers back from a ranch in wyoming
her uncle had these hanging on the wall for 50plus years
she remembers them from when she was a kid
approx. 2.50" at the base, 40plus " long
both had a straight enough and long enough section to get a pair of handles out of them
bocote & elk
a couple weeks away from completion
i love my job
having as much fun as i do, it's really not a JOB








