Blue Diamond Chalk Wearing Out Ferrule???

BillPorter said:
When I first saw this thread, I figured that there would be half a dozen posts at most. You know, a few kind people would explain the proper way to chalk a tip and that would be it. But I vastly underestimated and overestimated Ace. He started out looking like he had maybe two I.Q. points above being a vegetable, but, in a way, he outsmarted most of us. Anyway, the idea that a thread about how to avoid grinding down your ferrule could go to 10,000 views (and it looks like that's almost a slam dunk) and over 350 replies (already accomplished) is so preposterous and so unprecedented that I just want to have a piece of the action and be a poster in the most ridiculous and, it must be admitted, one of the most humorous threads in the history of AZ.:thumbup:
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I know, I'm just loving that I replied third to this thread (with a totally normal, casual response) and it blew up like this. This is one of the handful of threads that got like this that I actually followed all the way. And I have gotten more laughs out of this thread than I ever thought I would as well, so that's been fun as well.

On a side note, our friend Ace has been red-repped so much he's showing mega red now. Kinda funny.

P.S. Welcome to page 25!
 
junior718 said:
One time I was at a tournament upstate and there was a nyc player there dying for action. At one point he got sick of nobody playing him he went to the bathroom with a sharpie marker and came out in his white undershirt with the front of the shirt saying "Poughkipsee (sp?) got the 8ball" and on the back was "must show ID". Finally a guy approaches him and says he will play him. The kid knew who he was and said no way you live here. The guy pulls his ID out and he did. Now the kid feels like a idiot and tries to talk his way out for a minute. The guy tells him forget the 8, Ill make it a little more fair for you and play you even. The kid was still in a bad game and said ok fine. He opened his mouth so he played him. He lost a $200 set to the guy and lived up to his barking. I respected him alot more after that.

Now, Mikey.... I think you should suck it up and play Chris a set at the US Open. Even if its for $500 or whatever. Chris is a fair guy so maybe he will give you a little something you so its not a hijacking. You opened your mouth so lets see what kinda heart you got. He might even give you the walking stick he said he would.
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he did call out az land to bet something.
should we play him a set so cheap and spot him?
i mean he said BET SOMETHING .
but if it makes action he can get the 9 ball playing 10 ball
for ONLY 2500 .
since we will be off his PET table at the us open.
what do yousay ACE ?
let me guess no answer again.
 
Wong, you DIIIIIIIIIIID call everyone out. Bartram said bet and you froze like Mike Wong in between shots. So you might as well play. So everyone doesnt CONTINUE to think you are a complete douche.
 
real bartram said:
he did call out az land to bet something.
should we play him a set so cheap and spot him?
i mean he said BET SOMETHING .
but if it makes action he can get the 9 ball playing 10 ball
for ONLY 2500 .
since we will be off his PET table at the us open.
what do yousay ACE ?
let me guess no answer again.
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Nice write up about you on AZ's homepage Chris. I enjoyed reading it. Ace, if you're lurking (or, as you like to call it, being a railbird) then maybe you can read this ... http://www.azbilliards.com/provision/provision5.php

Now, I say to you, Ace. BET SOMETHING.
 
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WONG may have the lass laff. It appears his infamy knows no bounds and he may become the next most well known poster on AZB. :D

If he plays his cards right, he won't let all the needling get to him and he will learn to roll with the punches.

No worries.
 
I haven't 'wang chunged' since the middle 80's, and I haven't chalked a cue tip, like ace does, since the early 60's. Ah, the memories. :)
 
Blue Ferrule Wong

mindtriplx said:
Why all you guys red-repping him, that's not right. He's giving all of us some entertainment.
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I agree.This has been a terrific thread with some great quips.

And the man is competitive...i don't mind how he rolls.

I think we should dispense some greenies...i know i am.

And i declare his new pool moniker....

BLUE FERRULE WONG

I think he and Cleary should strike deal on t-shirts....i'll buy
...this was as good as the Mary Avina thing

And i hope Mr Wong wins the US Open
 
pt109 said:
I think he and Cleary should strike deal on t-shirts....i'll buy
...this was as good as the Mary Avina thing
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Maybe Cleary should get a tshirt out with both their pictures.
Wong chalking his cue and Mary Avina doing the air guitar.

Just have one word on it.

WRONG.
 
SUPERSTAR said:
Maybe Cleary should get a tshirt out with both their pictures.
Wong chalking his cue and Mary Avina doing the air guitar.

Just have one word on it.

WRONG.
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HAHA, I'd buy that. Hell I'd even have that image embossed on my case!!!
 
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