So it's a MOVE!
That's easy to fade.
You simply out brutal him.
Run out to a hanger 8 and 9 ball, and then put the cue down on the table and go to the counter to get a sandwich and beverage., and eat them before you go back to shoot.
Then, when shooting on the 9 ball, take like 5000 strokes, pull the cue back too far, so that you have to chalk again, rechalk, and then go to shoot, and then stop and put the cue down and make a phone call.
While on the phone, turn to him and ask him how he likes it.
Then shoot the 9 in, and cheer, spin around, and run around the room doing high fives to complete strangers.
Do this type of stuff on every rack.
At the end of the set, if you happen to win, QUIT, and buy everyone in the place a drink on him.
Walk out.
Torture him about it till the end of time.
Believe me, i have run into my fair share of slugs.
Pour a little salt on them and watch them squirm.
Bust out a couple of moves, and put them on suicide watch.
Either that, or play them with a shot clock/chess clock and watch them fall apart.
Personally, i like torturing them.
You are the NUTS man...seriously just sat her laughing hysterically at this.