Caption This contest for July

[azhousepro]

It's that time again. Give us your best captions for this photo from Karl Kantrowitz. The caption that we choose will be in the upcoming Billiards Buzz digital magazine.

 

[jensen_lover]

This table stinks.

 

[JusticeNJ]

*In Sir Richard Attenborough's Voice*

"A startled pool player will often assume a threatening pose to ward off competitors."

 

[WildWing]

Become one, with the cue ball...

 

[Banger]

....

 

[ShootingHank]

LOL

 

[cue fix]

I wonder if I can catch Measles by doing this?

 

[JoeyInCali]

Johnny Archer told me from the stands the cue ball has a lint.

 

[Jaden]

It's that time again. Give us your best captions for this photo from Karl Kantrowitz. The caption that we choose will be in the upcoming Billiards Buzz digital magazine.

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Hey Ref, At least use the lube this time....

Jaden

 

[mattb]

See the ball, be the ball.

 

[Guy Manges]

Call an ambulance... Guy

 

[MajorMiscue]

I still think this CTE aiming would be easier with a cue....

 

[Fatboy]

Chicken Wings

 

[woodyosborne]

then the doc said "relax".

 

[dirtvictim]

The kiss of death.

 

[Korsakoff]

Some people need a 20 minute power nap. Heck, alls I need is 20 seconds!

 

[4X8Pro]

I guess since Shane's not married he has to kiss his own balls for good luck (stolen from Johnny Carson).

 

[dquarasr]

Hmmm, I’m getting strong Masters, a mix of Tournament Blue, and maybe some Green and (sniff), oh wait! A hint of Taom Pyro!!

 

[SlateMan]

Damn. It was just some hand chalk.

 

[sjm]

Please Mr. Cue Ball, start treating me right.