Challenge Match For Russ

WOW!!! I've been going about this the wrong way all along. i was not aware that to be come a "respected" member here all i had to do was piss people off.

Walt, why don't you try him at some 3-cushion?

M.C.
 
Now, Go Kick Some Dust With Your Toes

Russ Chewning said:
No, actually, I don't mind. It'll make it easier to get action.. :D :D :D

It's all true, everyone! I lost something like $200 to him!

Now, when I get back from Iraq, let's play for $200 a game! I can't beat a C player! I'm harmless! :D :D :D
Russ


It was $240 at $20 a game and you were BUSTED & DISGUSTED. You were in the MILITARY and not making big bucks in Iraq. You had a wife and kid and I gave you a $20 walking stick.
You can't EVER get it back and on my tombstone it will read,
"I Beat Bigmouth Russ & Sent Him Home On The Short Bus" :)
Doug
( you can NEVER live it down or overcome it............. I WIN ! )
 
I Like It.. I REALLY Like It

Every poolplayer needs a good nickname and Russ doesn't have one.
SO, I propose 'Short Bus Russ'.
What does eveyone think ?

Doug
( maybe we should get Corvette1340 to do a POLL on it...... LOL )
 
Russ Chewning said:
No, actually, I don't mind. It'll make it easier to get action.. :D :D :D

It's all true, everyone! I lost something like $200 to him!

Now, when I get back from Iraq, let's play for $200 a game! I can't beat a C player! I'm harmless! :D :D :D

Russ

Russ you need to relax, we have already established that we know each other from the Mid-90's. I also know your what your speed was around 1997, you were a C-player at best. Hell, do you remember the Sharkys 8 ball tournament at Nelson Recreation center on Ft. Lewis, I remember it well. You walked in with a couple decent players and made all kinds of comments about which one of you would take it down. Do you remember Russ? Do you remember who won it? Check out the photo's below!!!!!!

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Russ, I have been listening to your rants for about a year. You talk a great game, and I am certain that you are devoted pool and billiards fan, but lets face it that is all you are. In another Thread you started (Their is a God) I jumped in because I was getting tired of all the BS. You continue to portray yourself as something that you are not, and most likely never will be. In fact, I am not even certain if you are really in Baghdad, but I can find out very easy where are and what you are doing if I want to.

Russ, if I were you, I would relax, take a deep breath, and explain yourself to the AZ Membership, and maybe even apologies for your behavior with all this non-sense. I understand why you are doing what you do, and most of the other members who respond to your posts also are not that dense.

Do not respond in a defensive manner, it will only make you look worst. Maybe the best thing you could do, is not respond at all, and act accordingly.

Lets see the real Russ for a change, I am certain people would like him if he were allowed to emerge.

Good luck
 
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manwon said:

The guys in Nirvana won a tourney on Fort Lewis?? ;)
Seriously though, good post. I was wondering if you were going to chime in on this one and lay down some truth on the board.
-Rob

--side note: Chas is doing ok. Shattered collarbone and pretty banged up, but he'll be ok.
 
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1pRoscoe said:
Damn, and I thought I had a loud mouth as a "D" player....

You and me roscoe, you and me ! Can you imagine how obnoxious I might be if I gambled ? It's a scary thought :eek:

Dave, enjoying the entertainment :p
 
Smorgass Bored said:
It was $240 at $20 a game and you were BUSTED & DISGUSTED. You were in the MILITARY and not making big bucks in Iraq. You had a wife and kid and I gave you a $20 walking stick.
You can't EVER get it back and on my tombstone it will read,
"I Beat Bigmouth Russ & Sent Him Home On The Short Bus" :)
Doug
( you can NEVER live it down or overcome it............. I WIN ! )


I figured Russ to be a nit and a hack....this just confirms it. See how easy it is to be a bigmouth on the internet.
 
Salamander said:
See how easy it is to be a bigmouth on the internet.

You better explain that concept to smorgie, I'm not sure he understands :rolleyes:

Dave
 
cuetrip said:
The guys in Nirvana won a tourney on Fort Lewis?? ;)
Seriously though, good post. I was wondering if you were going to chime in on this one and lay down some truth on the board.
-Rob

--side note: Chas is doing ok. Shattered collarbone and pretty banged up, but he'll be ok.

Thanks for the update, he stopped my pool room today, although I missed him. Looks like he will back in the morning, it is impossible get things taken care of today.

Thanks again Rob and have a great day!!!!!
 
DaveK said:
You better explain that concept to Smorgie, I'm not sure he understands :rolleyes:
Dave


Ah, you're just trying to get a rise out of me, so that you can steal this thread and take it to that 'other place' without giving any credit to the OP.
Doug
( I say, "Speak softly and carry a Big Slick ) ( I want credit if you steal MY saying... I made it up )

Someday, everthing I've ever said will be worth money...... BIG MONEY :)


Edited to ad: For those that don't play Hold 'Em Poker, "Big Slick" is an Ace & King in your two hole (down) cards... :)





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good idea!!

Southpaw said:
I will play anyone on here....3 years from now:D :D

Southpaw


That's a good idea! You can both send me your stakes now and I'll hold the money until you are ready to play. :D :D :D :D

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
That's a good idea! You can both send me your stakes now and I'll hold the money until you are ready to play. :D :D :D :D

Hu
Now that's very nice of you. Of course you pay interest too...right? LOL Johnnyt
 
if not interest, attention

Johnnyt said:
Now that's very nice of you. Of course you pay interest too...right? LOL Johnnyt

If not interest, I'll pay attention to the stake, a lot of attention. I'll even invest it for the winner while it is sitting around.

My usual investments are in slow horses and fast women. Not the way I plan it but . . .

Hu
 
rackmsuckr said:
You MIGHT have a loud mouth, but you are certainly NOT a D player. :rolleyes: :D :p

The Queen
Might? LOL... :p

btw, you just killed all of my action, dammit! :( :D Ok, ok... weak "C". Better?
 
Something tells me Russ is going to have more action than he wants after he comes home.

Kinda like Baskin & Robbins.........Take a number!

Stones
 
1pRoscoe said:
Might? LOL... :p

btw, you just killed all of my action, dammit! :( :D Ok, ok... weak "C". Better?

Better! We bangers need to get together and hit a few. ;)
 
rackmsuckr said:
Better! We "bangers" need to get together and hit a few. ;)

OMG Linda ! you shouldn't have mentioned the word which Russ considers as disrespectful or "EVIL". I love to classify myself as a BANGRE !!! :D :D :D
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Every poolplayer needs a good nickname and Russ doesn't have one.
SO, I propose 'Short Bus Russ'.
What does eveyone think ?

Doug
( maybe we should get Corvette1340 to do a POLL on it...... LOL )


lol, more polls coming Smorg. Its funny how I haven't seen a post from the short bus since you called him out. Guess he's busy practicing.
 
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