Challenge Match For Russ

Smorgass Bored said:
Every poolplayer needs a good nickname and Russ doesn't have one.
SO, I propose 'Short Bus Russ'.
What does eveyone think ?

Doug
( maybe we should get Corvette1340 to do a POLL on it...... LOL )


it's either "JUDGE or JURY FOREMAN" RUSS. that would fit accordingly to his honorable standards ! fellas, whatcha think ? :D
 
JoeyA said:
Blackjack, why are you asking Russ for weight?

JoeyA

Lol.. Joey.. Yer asking this of a guy who is an outright advocate of stealing others' intellectual property..

Once a thief, always a thief... :D

The convenient thing about all this woofing is, that only three people, maybe four, on this entire board know what I look like.

I always have the option to scout out players days ahead of time, and then call them out for the game they said they wanted.

Everyone likes to talk s**t now.. And hey.. That's okay.. We all know that's just how pool is. We'll just see how many of them like sidebetting before they actually see me play..

Actually, the more people like Blackjack talk smack, the easier it will be to get the games I like when the times come.

Not quite sure why everyone seems to be under the impression that I am going to get myself trapped in a game I can't win.

Feel free to bet against me when the time comes, everyone. I can guarantee you I'll cover all the bets.. :D :D :D

Russ
 
Russ Chewning said:
Feel free to bet against me when the time comes, everyone. I can guarantee you I'll cover all the bets.. :D :D :D
I'm not jumping on the bandwagon to bash you or make fun of you, but I'm curious.... When will that time be?
 
Russ Chewning said:
The convenient thing about all this woofing is, that only three people, maybe four, on this entire board know what I look like.

Russ

Why Russ........were you thinking about cheating people out of their money by sending in a ringer to pose as you?

For those who do not know what Russ looks like, please refer to this post.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=47492

(Due to Russ' deletion of the original pic, please see below for joke reference)
Which reminds me of a joke.
Russ Chewning walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "Hey Russ. Why the long face?"
 
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BazookaJoe said:
Why Russ........were you thinking about cheating people out of their money by sending in a ringer to pose as you?

Nope, I can do my own playing, thank you very much. That has the added benefit of actually getting to rub it in a bit, after the fact..

For those who do not know what Russ looks like, please refer to this post.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=47492

Lol, good luck with that....

Russ
 
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Russ Chewning said:
Lol, good luck with that....
Good luck with what? Oh, I get it... you thought I was kidding...

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1pRoscoe said:
Good luck with what? Oh, I get it... you thought I was kidding...

Owwww! Roscoe, you're hurting my eyes! :eek: Couldn't you just post a picture of Shanelle or Captain Hook's babes, instead of a pic of Russ? :p :rolleyes: :D
 
Blackjack said:
The greatest? Perhaps I should have asked him for the 7.... :eek: :eek: :eek:

:p

Yah, but you ask the 11 year old girl scout next door for the 6, though, so I should be insulted you think she plays stronger than me. :D

Russ
 
PoolSharkAllen said:
Owwww! Roscoe, you're hurting my eyes! :eek: Couldn't you just post a picture of Shanelle or Captain Hook's babes, instead of a pic of Russ? :p :rolleyes: :D

Allen, how about this picture? Better, same, worse?
horsesass_small.jpg
 
VIProfessor said:
Them pool detectives are rough, Russ!:cool:

Don't I know it brother!

And I'm betting that if I look hard enough, I'd find an article by Dave *****ing about pool detectives too. Then again, it's not like I haven't already told Dave he's a hypocrite.

At least he's consistent. :D

Russ

edit: Yup, he calls them "town criers". Action killers extraordinaire. Go ahead, Dave.. Think up an explanation for why you aren't a hypocrite now.. :D :D :D
 
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