Chapter 5, Not Giving up on the Road
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YOU ARE JUST A BUNDLE OF SCREWED UP AIN'T YA! Come down to Odessa/Midland......you got action. Or we can do it at the State tournament. I'm curious how you play. But I don't under any circumstances play for a dollar a game. I'm not sure there isn't anything more torturous than a freaking dollar a game.:thumbup: Bet More!!!! that's your slogan.
Please stop the pain........
If you're playing $1 a rack, are you required to post the money?! 
I don't understand what you want me to stop?
Banks
Banned
Freeze up $5 !!
Oh shit now were talking some big action!...:grin-square:
Sure, you can slide dimes or quarters under the rail.
If you're playing $1 a rack, are you required to post the money?!
I'm about to HIGH ROLL!!! The room. Anybody can get played 12 ahead for 20 $...Now who's got gamble
My nose is open. I'll play for a buck a game, but we have to split table time, Ok.
I'm in Blue. Bring it. Let's meet halfway to split travel expenses - what might that be? The north pole?
This is such easy money. My mortgage will be paid in singles AND I get a cheesebugger.
NO crawfishing pussinboots.
Ship it.
I'm game but you have to come here...My backer feels I need the home court advantage. Just to make sure its worth your while to come all the way out here we're willing to post up 2 sets...
I suppose if one is geographically challenged and you think that I live somewhere in Asia,
the North Pole may be in between myself and the trailer park that you obviously live in.
The last time I checked, the North Pole, you know, the place where Santa lives, is considerably North of both myself and you.
It depends tho, if you were to travel far enuff South of your Double Wide, I believe that you would eventually run into caribou and reindeer.
Kinda taking the long way tho.
Let the Woofin Begin.
We just may end up playin for 20 Large at some point. 20 Dollars I mean.
Besides, I am not allowed to enter your country any longer. It would cost me approx $1100 per year for one of your Dept of Homo Land Security passes and as much as I used to like visiting the USA, $1100 buys way more beer.
They are still kinda peed off at me. I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
See, they don't appreciate my kind hanging in the USA, but if I am willing to pay them $1100, then I am welcome.
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Terry If you ever make it out here to AZ you've got action for a buck a game...I'll post up $10 and split table cost...I wont offer to keep you in beer though...sounds like you could clean me out that way lol
I am so challenged, Pink has to show me how to microwave a hotdog. But I'll offer to spot you a chilli dog or an uncooked canuck icefish for the breaks, for a Molsen.
Take THAT!
If I lose, I plan on breaking my piggy bank to get Pumped Back Up.
You don't nuke hot dogs. You boil them in water, The Canadian way.
Then after, you can have wiener water soup for dinner the next day. Its much better if you let the smokiness meld in with the water over night.
Now here is a guy that is willing to make some serious sacrifices to become a Road Warrior.
In Canada anyway, table plugs are a buck fitty so I would have to play for at least 2 Large a game to make it worth my while to screw together, know what I mean, man.
Then after, you can have wiener water soup for dinner the next day. Its much better if you let the smokiness meld in with the water over night.
Now here is a guy that is willing to make some serious sacrifices to become a Road Warrior.
In Canada anyway, table plugs are a buck fitty so I would have to play for at least 2 Large a game to make it worth my while to screw together, know what I mean, man.
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