I don't know why, but I just had a vision of Travis Trotter, some nerdy non-player, walking out in the cold to get his mail. He opens his mailbox to find a nice wrinkle-free business envelope from J-S Sales.
Excited, he runs back into the house and sits down at his kitchen table to open it slowly---- not unlike how Charlie opened that last candy bar in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Travis peels out the letter and unfolds it slowly just to read... "Dear Mr. Trotter... we're excited to inform you that we'd like you to be............."
Travis then smiles and turns to the camera and says, "I'm now a rep....I'm now a rep motherfcker, dontcha ever forget!" He then blasts into this heavy rap like he's in the "I'm on a Boat" video. Except he's rapping about being a player rep.
For those who don't know the song... check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
Now tell me.... is that first guy Travis Trotter or WHAT!?!
Dave
Edit:
I'm now a rep, I'm now a rep
Everybody look at me
'cause I'm playing as a rep!
I'm now a rep, I'm now a rep!
Take a good hard look
I'm a MTHERF-ING REP!