Sunny, welcome to the club, lol. FWIW, I say the same thing when I get confused on whom I am playing. I will say, "All you white guys look alike!" and it gets a big laugh. Of course it is a playful jab at the standard line that we all look alike. And I call all of us Asians, Ornamentals - thus my signature.
I have often wondered how an eye witness would describe a criminal in Asia. Well, he was short, had brown skin and black hair, wore glasses, and was thin. Errrr...
I have been asked for Jeanette's autograph countless times. Never mind that I am 15 years older, 15 pounds heavier, and 15" shorter! (And plays 15x worse!)
One time, I was at a pro tournament talking to Jeanette when she had a long line of autograph seekers lined up while she was signing 8x10 glossies for them. Someone headed straight for me with their program open to a page and asked me for my autograph. I said no, you must want Jeanette's. She pointed at the picture and I believe it was Jennifer Chen's. So I smiled and said it wasn't me. Someone in line told me not to worry, Nesli O' Hare had been asked for my autograph! ROFL!