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We did this one already too, your too late! :grin:
Of course you already did this!!!
Do a spoof on Hustlin's dictionary version of "hustlin'," except use "railbird"
How about a dictionary definition version of "railbird"? Sort of like Hustlin's dictionary definition version of "hustlin'" itself:
Wiktionary's definition of railbird can be modified to suit:
Noun
railbird (plural railbirds)
1. A rail or similar bird
2. (US, slang) A gambler-enthusiast who partakes in action on the side ("on the rail") for the outcome of a pool match
* 2007 October 6, Charles Mcgrath, “The Happy Hustler”, New York Times: "He earned it one night at Chelsea Billiards in New York, where he knocked off Eddie Hubler, a.k.a. Kid Vicious, winning $4,200 from railbirds who were certain that the fat kid from Jersey had no game."
The above recount of Kid Delicious can be replaced with a recount of a match on OTR -- e.g. the Efren-Frost One Pocket match, or something like that.
How about a dictionary definition version of "railbird"? Sort of like Hustlin's dictionary definition version of "hustlin'" itself:
Wiktionary's definition of railbird can be modified to suit:
Noun
railbird (plural railbirds)
1. A rail or similar bird
2. (US, slang) A gambler-enthusiast who partakes in action on the side ("on the rail") for the outcome of a pool match
* 2007 October 6, Charles Mcgrath, “The Happy Hustler”, New York Times: "He earned it one night at Chelsea Billiards in New York, where he knocked off Eddie Hubler, a.k.a. Kid Vicious, winning $4,200 from railbirds who were certain that the fat kid from Jersey had no game."
The above recount of Kid Delicious can be replaced with a recount of a match on OTR -- e.g. the Efren-Frost One Pocket match, or something like that.
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"The game is easy. We make it hard."
Not sure who I heard this from... it may have been Shawn Putnam.
"I play good, I win."
-Efren Reyes
"I got lucky."
-Efren Reyes
"If you knew what you didn't know, you wouldn't not know it."
-Danny Diliberto
-Andrew
Not sure who I heard this from... it may have been Shawn Putnam.
"I play good, I win."
-Efren Reyes
"I got lucky."
-Efren Reyes
"If you knew what you didn't know, you wouldn't not know it."
-Danny Diliberto
-Andrew
I thought this was Danny Diliberto's saysing but it's " while sitting in the booth ".
aj6788
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Step 1: Make contact with object ball.
Step 2: Pocket Object Ball.
Step 3: Get position for next object ball.
This is something I say all the time, and when I miss a shot and still get position, I say "Atleast I got two out of three steps right!"
I know it's not that good but it makes me laugh
Step 2: Pocket Object Ball.
Step 3: Get position for next object ball.
This is something I say all the time, and when I miss a shot and still get position, I say "Atleast I got two out of three steps right!"
I know it's not that good but it makes me laugh
Just plain "POST"
Kinda like the slogan on the pizza box?
Actually, I made a pouty lip when I read this one, for I personally enjoy being on the rail, watching the matches on OTR! "I be no second class seedy-zen!"
Keith McCready
Pro Player
In my reincarnation, I wanna come back as a cueball, so that way I can give everybody a bad roll.
"I'm so broke, I can't pay attention"
Sorry...Meant "lose"...That's what I get for typing in the dark!!!Nancy:
Loose? As in the opposite of tight? Hmm... the same can be said of Old Female Pool Players, except the body part(s) in question would be higher up on the body, approximately chest-... or, umm... belly-level.
-Sean