From "The Onion": Jimmy Mataya

Whats even more hilarious is the guy in the red shirt. Can you imagine trying to have a conversation with him staring at you. Have to give him a nickname too. Lets call him Eye Eye.
I bet he couldn't get laid in Hooker Land if he had a $100 bill sticking out of his zipper.
 
Jimmy doesn't lie. He has no use for trophies. That is probably why he lost Ewa.
 
Hey man, who doesn't have a lot of outfits in their car?

I heard one of Jimmy's favorite disguises was to step in a pile and go as a sanitation worker.
 
Haha, awesome. I wanna see the vid, I'll check google.

Should I post this on his Legends profile? haha
 
I'm going as Pretty Boy Floyd for Halloween next year. No one outside of pool will know who I am...but I will be laughing my a$$ off.

This was a riot!

Melissa
 
Thanks for posting that!!! I love the Onion. I have that video and remember watching it back in the day. It was more comedy that learning anything.
 
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