Fuming! - Who The Hell is Earl Strickland!!!
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Even the Blind Squirrel finds a nut everynow and then or was it The sun shines on a ugly dogs ass every once in a while?
Boro Nut said:
Earl? Earl who? The Duke of Earl?
I have a question for you. Does a bear s--t in the woods?
jay helfert said:
Yes...and if a tree falls in the woods. does it make a sound......mike
Since he's from North Carolina, wouldn't he be the Earl of Duke?jay helfert said:
Also, the way I heard it is, "Is a wild bear Catholic?"
And the way I heard that one is, "If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"cueball1950 said:
It's always best to walk a mile in someone else's shoes before criticizing them... because then you would be a mile away, and have their shoes 
and to quote one of my favorite movies...
"People in glass houses sink ships"
or
"Make like a tree and get the f&%$ out of here"
and to quote one of my favorite movies...
"People in glass houses sink ships"
or
"Make like a tree and get the f&%$ out of here"
i always get a chuckle when you reply icon,hillarious.keep it up lol
"Boondock Saints" That has to be one of the best kept secret movies of all time. There is a sequel being released soon.Icon of Sin said:It's always best to walk a mile in someone else's shoes before criticizing them... because then you would be a mile away, and have their shoes
and to quote one of my favorite movies...
"People in glass houses sink ships"
or
"Make like a tree and get the f&%$ out of here"
Yep, i saw Boondock in the theaters a few months ago when they did that one day only thing. Had a great interview with the director Troy Duffy and he talked about the sequel.tbone1213 said:
What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
"Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back."
"Half the people you know are below average."
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
--Steven Wright
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
"Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back."
"Half the people you know are below average."
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
--Steven Wright
Icon of Sin said:It's always best to walk a mile in someone else's shoes before criticizing them... because then you would be a mile away, and have their shoes
and to quote one of my favorite movies...
"People in glass houses sink ships"
or
"Make like a tree and get the f&%$ out of here"
Click on the quote to find some cute stuff.
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