They beat the guy who lit a bottle rocket in his azz.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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They beat the guy who lit a bottle rocket in his azz.
That is correct. I am not sure why we write dates the way we do. The Europeans have it right.
Leaked New iPhone App commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM
As does the US Military!
Sir Mix-a-lot would PASS.
Now thats a seatfull. How does she wipe her butt, with a hockey stick and a rag?
smile for the camera
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How do I get here? I'll give that skinny kid the eight and take everything they've got.
I thought of the same thing, guess we are a couple of sick puppies!
I think she has the roll of toilet paper mounted BEHIND the toilet. Then, before she sits down, she grabs the end and puts it under her leg. She makes sure it's out of the way, then, when done with her business, she just takes the end and manuevers it into the groove. Then, she can just keep pulling it off the roll until the job is done.:wink:The really weird thing in that picture is that it looks like she's standing up and just has her butt in the chair!
Senator Harry Reid Buys a Car
Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds
one he likes.
After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price
of $45,000.
Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry’s hand and says, “Thanks Senator Reid, the
car will be ready for pickup in 4 years.”
Harry says, “What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?”
The salesman replies, “No, you don’t understand Senator. You make
payments for 4 years… THEN we give you the car. You know, just like
your health plan.”
Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, “But that’s not fair.”
The salesman says, “NO CHIT! “
The only problem I see with that is if you pop a ball into the ravine, Golum might jump out and eat your little brother.
All the hot dog vendors fight over who gets that section. Work one ball game and retire to Hawaii.
Shes actually the team trainer. The players jog around her and if you're not fast enuff, and she catches you, she gets to sit on your face.
The players are so fast that they can run around the bases for a home run and then hit the ball.
When she goes swimming, if she farts, they have a tsunami warning in Japan.
All the hot dog vendors fight over who gets that section. Work one ball game and retire to Hawaii.
Shes actually the team trainer. The players jog around her and if you're not fast enuff, and she catches you, she gets to sit on your face.
The players are so fast that they can run around the bases for a home run and then hit the ball.
When she goes swimming, if she farts, they have a tsunami warning in Japan.
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Amazing use for Apple's new tech wonder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyXRiziHL8&feature=player_embedde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyXRiziHL8&feature=player_embedde
LOL, hey Craw, how much do you think they have in their pockets. Look at the place.
Hence.... the humor, el shamadamo!.
El Toucheo..........Or something like that...............Ariba!
