Funny pic/gif thread...


some of the kids
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North Korean Missle Launch


we can only hope...

Mr. Wilson

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I tried.....
Someone told me that if you relax your eyes enough you'll be able to see trees in the background.


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What's he use all the pigs for? The mackerel sounds pretty good, though I am a bit partial to fish and shallots. Cooked up some kielbasa with asparagus the other day.. didn't have anything else that sounded like a good mix. Man, that was some good stuff. Didn't think it was going to mix nearly that well - it didn't last long.




Thank you Facebook for allowing me to be lazy and post stuff, at the same time.


To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly
after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my
girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants
when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing
the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a
Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP
pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously
you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm
sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet
with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire
episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other
people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons
and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your
wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke
the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while
mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far
more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through
some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to
reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember,
next time you might not be so lucky.. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Semper Fi


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Not a pic, but I came over something that shows that google translate have some way to go in translating correctly from maybe chinese to english:

"Jasmin Ouschan pocketing the ball over and missed the rest of rackmount 5-2. Cookware breaking dry wine and the two were involved in a security token Ball Battle of the 3rd Pan blinked first, so that Jasmin Ouschan another perspective on the occasion took her to get the most out of the hill, 6-2. Jasmin Ouschan broke and pocketed a ball, but missed the ball 1, which triggered a safety battle between them. Pan Snookered Jasmin Ouschan finally lined up behind the 7, and the ball 6 times for 2, all on the short side of the table on the left. The crowd cheered when the ball jumped Jasmin Ouschan 7, lacking the 6 and press the dead center 2 side pocket for a position on the next ball and missed a final result of 7-2 to win the WPBA Tour Championship title in 2009 and his third title of the season."

Cookware may be the english version of Pan Xiaoting? I found this on
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This makes sense!

Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound and never left the house for 5 years.

It is now believed that he called the U.S. Navy Seals himself.
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