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I just ran across this guy...hadn't seen him before:
Tim Hawkins- I work at Subway
Tim Hawkins- Old Rock Star Songs
Tim Hawkins - The Dollar Store + The Wedding + Tech Support
Tim Hawkins - Thanks Captain Obvious
Tim Hawkins- I work at Subway
Tim Hawkins- Old Rock Star Songs
Tim Hawkins - The Dollar Store + The Wedding + Tech Support
Tim Hawkins - Thanks Captain Obvious
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Pool Player at the dentist
GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go to a pool tournament, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! The tournament starts at 10:00 A.M. and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him......."
GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go to a pool tournament, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! The tournament starts at 10:00 A.M. and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him......."
Banks
Banned
My thoughts exactly!
:idea:
Maybe he should develop a beer recognition app.
He could just need something with a little more kick..
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Im gonna venture to say... "DAT ASS"
The Candy With The Little Hole
A Kindergarten teacher tried a colour-taste association experiment with her pupils,using "Five Flavor" LifeSavers as her prop.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a**-holes!'
End of experiment!
A Kindergarten teacher tried a colour-taste association experiment with her pupils,using "Five Flavor" LifeSavers as her prop.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're a**-holes!'
End of experiment!
