Gal Godot is awesome. She's 5'10". Would love to see her bent over a pool table....
Funny pic/gif thread...
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Reminds me of this from long ago:
One day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. They faced each other back to back, pulled out their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the blind policeman, he saw it all.
If you don't believe this lie is true ask the deaf mailman, he heard it all.
It goes on for quite a bit more, painfully more! Can't remember now, probably a good thing!
Hu
That is more of that than I could recall.
If only your powers could be used for good...!!!
I learned a slightly different version, but then I grew up in Mississippi, so maybe that explains it. 
One fine day in the middle-of-the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back-to-back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Now, a deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too
One fine day in the middle-of-the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back-to-back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Now, a deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too
Google is your friend. Or not.
Two dead boys (My favorite poem of all time!)
Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor
On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh
He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today
I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too
I believe that is what is in the smoky corners of me me.I learned a slightly different version, but then I grew up in Mississippi, so maybe that explains it.
One fine day in the middle-of-the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back-to-back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Now, a deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too
Can't say I ever cared enough to type this much about that, mr!
Saw those guys at a baseball stadium in South Dakota. They stole the show! Very good.
Hey Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show have been at the state fair for 30 years dont sell S.Dak. short !
Somehow I suspect that "ladies and gentleman skinny and scout" was "ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout" Before too long a change here, a change there, and the original creator wouldn't recognize his own work! I see this with lyrics of songs too which I often look up especially when I see questionable phrases. Google often isn't anybody's friend!
Hu
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