Which one? Baptizing the cat or trying to calm down an angry louisiana woman?
Jaden
Tried baptizing a cat or two when I was a kid. It was a few years after that when I told an angry Louisiana lady to calm down.. The scars from the cats were more widespread, damned things went up my arms, chest, and over my head with their feet moving about ten times faster than they were. Think cartoon feet blurring!
My mechanic working for me and I went and shot a few games of pool one evening. I did start to call my wife. This was before cell phones were common and when I picked up the receiver on the pay phone I instantly said NO! The smell would make a buzzard puke, no way I was putting that thing to my ear or mouth or anywhere close. Next day my mechanic said, "Wow, Sherry hit the ceiling last night when I got home!" I said, "Yeah, Linda is a lousy shot too."
Hu