Funny pic/gif thread...
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Wow. That is way funner than jimmyg's last effort.
Top video. The reason the car is on the sidewalk is because it swerved to avoid the idiot walking in the street.
They're amazing. I was out riding ATV's once north of Boise and was on a tight trail that was in a gulch and as we're headed up this hill a freakin' dear jumped from one side of the gulch to another - he was about 10 yards in front of us and easily 10ft in the air!
I also hang out in the Oyhee mountains a lot and it's primarily BLM land that cattle farmers use - you'd be amazed how agile cattle can be. Of course, I learned that working at a kill plant back in the early 90's.
Told the story about 438 times on the Azb...
Once I was out riding bikes with friends and we were out in the country. We're riding down a road on the side of the hill and the right side of the road is higher, the left side is lower.
100 yards ahead, a bunch of deer jump from the high side down to the road and drop off to the low side.
When we get closer, one idiot dear came flying from the right, jumped from the high side onto the road, where it's legs slid out from under it and it then slid across the pavement and off the other side of the road.
When we got to the portion of Road he crossed, there was hair and blood smeared all over it.
Dumbass deer.
Rawass deer. Fixed it for you
Pretend you are the horse, and it will make sense
SSDiver2112
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SSDiver2112
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Reminds me of a race they had up a mountain and back down in Europe long ago. The road was only one and a half cars wide so the only way to pass was to pick a curve and hang the inside wheels out over the side of the mountain. A driver was making a practice run in a two seater and a reporter asked to ride along. When they got down the mountain the driver got out, the reporter didn't twitch, he was in catatonic shock! When he came around he explained that the driver was practicing the passing technique going up the mountain. The reporter remembered that. Then when they reached the peak and headed back down the driver shifted into high gear. When the reporter realized they were going back down the mountain a lot faster than they went up it, that was it. Lights out!
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I pretended I was the horse and sense was not what resulted!Pretend you are the horse, and it will make sense
