SSDiver2112
2b || !2b t^ ?
A string walks into a bar. The bartender said" we don't serve strings in here". The string went outside and thought " Damn it, I want a drink". So he takes off his hat, pulled the ends of his top end apart and tied himself into three half hitches. He went back inside and the bartender said "HEY! Aren't you that string that was just in here"?
The string said.... "No... I'm a frayed knot"!
Still a favorite of mine.