Funny pic/gif thread...

I almost thought there was hope....

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Stuck in traffic on 27 heading out to Montauk one fall. Slow, tedious going. Out of sheer boredom I noticed that the potholes were numbered.
I thought that was odd & kept creeping along.

Finally the traffic started to clear.
The cause of the hour plus traffic jam?
It was the crew numbering the potholes!
:LOL::sneaky::LOL:
The are 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire
 

Late to the ball but I can't resist telling one of my favorite Little Johnny jokes. The start of the school year a teacher thought she had found a clever way to see how the children were getting along in spelling and ask their background which she couldn't legally do.

"Children, when I call your name tell everybody what your father does for a living and spell it." "Tammy, we will start with you."
My daddy is a cook, c-o-o-k.

"Very good. Cindy what does your father do?"
"My dad sells shirts. S-h-i-t-s."

The teacher flinched. "Try again please."
"My dad sells shirts, s-h-i-t-s."

The teacher is distinctly pale now. "One more time."
Li'l Johnny jumps up. My ol'man is a bookie, b-double-o-k-i-e and I'll give you five to three she spells shits again!"

Hu
 
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