Happy Birthday Smorgass Bored!!
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Happy Birthday Smorg, remember to partake in the 3 P's (Poker,Pool and Popcorn)
Not necessarily in that order IMO
Not necessarily in that order IMO
To one of the funniest posters,Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Doug...remind me and I will buy your first beer at the end of this month.
WHERE'S THE PARTY?? I'm hungry!
Happy birthday to Smorg ! Your postings are ridiculous, full of nonsense, and pointless. I love them 
BURP ! Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME
Thank you to ALL of you and an extra thank you to Captain Hook for the 'box lunch'.
I had a full day. I went to play poker for the third day in a row and I've made the Final table 5 out of the last six multi table tournaments (but I only came 'in the money' twice).
Thanks to the Discovery channel and their show Lobster Wars, I've had this craving for live Maine lobster, so that's where we went for my birthday dinner. When we walked in and walked up to the live lobster tanks, I noticed that there were some marbles in the bottom of the tank and the two largest lobsters were bumping into each other and moving the marbles around.
When the waiter asked if I'd picked a lobster, I replied, "not yet, I'm waiting to see which lobster makes a marble into the corner of the tank."
He looked at me strangely and I told himthat I'd call him when I decided.
The waiter came back twice more, asking me if I'd made a decision yet. I finally said, "neither one of these suckers will take the shot, they're both playing safe. Throw them BOTH into the pot for me."
SO, I had TWO lobsters and we both had the 'endless shrimp' dinner (with salad, baked potatoes and hot bread).... I had diet cola, because I'm watching my weight, now.....
On my way home, I heard on the car radio, that lobsters everywhere had put a bounty out on MY head.... Oy-Vey !
Thanks again for the birthday wishes, I have to go now, because my cake & ice cream is ready...
Doug
( btw, I'm 62........... my age has finally caught up with my waist size )
Thank you to ALL of you and an extra thank you to Captain Hook for the 'box lunch'.
I had a full day. I went to play poker for the third day in a row and I've made the Final table 5 out of the last six multi table tournaments (but I only came 'in the money' twice).
Thanks to the Discovery channel and their show Lobster Wars, I've had this craving for live Maine lobster, so that's where we went for my birthday dinner. When we walked in and walked up to the live lobster tanks, I noticed that there were some marbles in the bottom of the tank and the two largest lobsters were bumping into each other and moving the marbles around.
When the waiter asked if I'd picked a lobster, I replied, "not yet, I'm waiting to see which lobster makes a marble into the corner of the tank."
He looked at me strangely and I told himthat I'd call him when I decided.
The waiter came back twice more, asking me if I'd made a decision yet. I finally said, "neither one of these suckers will take the shot, they're both playing safe. Throw them BOTH into the pot for me."
SO, I had TWO lobsters and we both had the 'endless shrimp' dinner (with salad, baked potatoes and hot bread).... I had diet cola, because I'm watching my weight, now.....
On my way home, I heard on the car radio, that lobsters everywhere had put a bounty out on MY head.... Oy-Vey !
Thanks again for the birthday wishes, I have to go now, because my cake & ice cream is ready...
Doug
( btw, I'm 62........... my age has finally caught up with my waist size )
...the Discovery Channel's "Lobster Wars"...
"neither one of these suckers will take the shot, they're both playing safe. Throw them BOTH into the pot for me."
And so is uttered another all time classic line in AZB forumdom.
You are too cool
"neither one of these suckers will take the shot, they're both playing safe. Throw them BOTH into the pot for me."
And so is uttered another all time classic line in AZB forumdom.
You are too cool
Happy Birthday to ya, Doug.
Hey, I have a feeling that tou may enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPcYrmMNRCg
Jimmy
Hey, I have a feeling that tou may enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPcYrmMNRCgJimmy
At Least OUR Tastes Are Alike
LOL, indeed I do, Jimmy.
I enjoyed it so much that I posted THIS about an hour and half before you did ?
Let Them Eat Fish (raw FISH)
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Originally Posted by bnall
What would you consider the worst or gayest pool things ever?
"Well, I'm a big fellow, so when I went into the bathroom at Planet 9-Ball, my foot accidently touched the foot of the fellow in the next stall. I reached under the partition to shake his hand and offer to play some one hole with him when he had finished in the men's room.
When he finally came out, he walked up to me and introduced himself as Chinguuk, the ESKIMO.
Then, he broke out into this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPcYrmMNRCg
Doug
( we ended up playing 8 ball and then going out to dinner. turns out that he had NO money and I paid for everything. I HATE Eskimos ) "
jimmyg said:Happy Birthday to ya, Doug.
Hey, I have a feeling that tou may enjoy this.
Jimmy
LOL, indeed I do, Jimmy.
I enjoyed it so much that I posted THIS about an hour and half before you did ?
Let Them Eat Fish (raw FISH)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bnall
What would you consider the worst or gayest pool things ever?
"Well, I'm a big fellow, so when I went into the bathroom at Planet 9-Ball, my foot accidently touched the foot of the fellow in the next stall. I reached under the partition to shake his hand and offer to play some one hole with him when he had finished in the men's room.
When he finally came out, he walked up to me and introduced himself as Chinguuk, the ESKIMO.
Then, he broke out into this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPcYrmMNRCg
Doug
( we ended up playing 8 ball and then going out to dinner. turns out that he had NO money and I paid for everything. I HATE Eskimos ) "
Happy B'day, Doug! I have one coming up on Oct. 4th and you better remember to say hi.
