Has pool ever got you laid?
- Thread starter The Markster
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pool has kept me from getting laid a few times........
And my stuff tossed out into the yard.
I had a job that startd at 7.and i was laid for it a lot, coz of the 24hr pool room.
GoldenFlash
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Now THAT'S some funny stuff.....gotta' love that sense of humor. :thumbup:
I've met most of my former girlfriends through playing pool. One particular memory stands out. I went on vacation to Daytona Beach for one week with two guys I used to shoot APA doubles with and one of their wives and there just so happened to be a bar with two 8' tables directly across the street from our hotel. While we weren't relaxing on the beach, we were getting drunk in the bar. While one of the guys and I were playing pool the first night, a pretty but slightly thick Brazilian girl (I am not lying!) and another guy walked in and our group started talking to them. Before you know it the girl was flirting with me and we all decided to go bar hopping that night. The girl ended up ignoring her guy friend, who happened to be her ex-boyfriend who she followed to Daytona Beach, and spending more time with me. He left town that night and her and I spent the weekend together having a blast. It was too bad she couldn't stay the whole week I was there. :wink:
The Markster
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pool has kept me from getting laid a few times........
lol...yep.
Many, many times. Especially circa 2005-2011
Yes. One time a girl watched me play and came up to me and asked "do you f$&k as good as you play pool?". Gotta admit never heard that one before lol.
KMRUNOUT
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KMRUNOUT
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What a coincidence. The very same thing almost happened to me.
Tragically, however, the encounter did not have a favorable outcome. Believing that honesty was the best policy I said, "No, as a matter-of-fact I don't."
She turned around and walked off.
Since that time I've been practicing as much as I can. :sorry:
Well there was this one time
.......met a girl at Starbucks...we got to talking and I ask if she has a boyfriend?
She says "yes, but he is in Vegas at the APA finals all weekend"
So in way pool got me laid :grin-square::grin-square:
I took a really bad beating one night in league play, came home really depressed and upset that I lost and my wife gave me a sympathy f-ck.
Are you the same member as Poolchump?
She followed up with "because you will never find the hole"
