He plays so bad........

He plays so bad his chances of making the money ball go up when he chokes...

He plays so bad he has started threads putting down our nations best players...
 
He plays so bad that his shotmaking ability is poor and his position play is inconsistent.
 
He's so bad, if he gets weight, he loses it.

He's so bad his own mother wants a shot at him.

He's so bad, his Fargo won't compute.
 
He plays so bad than when his wife asked him to run out for cigarettes, he replied that he can't ever run out so he'll have to decline.

He plays so bad that the cue ball said to him "oh no, not you again."

He plays so bad that his Fargo Rate is below zero.
 
They call him pine tree, cuz he's got no leaves.

He breaks like one of the Olsen twins. The anorexic one.

He couldn't kick a ball if you rolled it towards his foot.

For this guy, cyanide is a performance enhancing drug.
 
He plays so bad he looks like Buddy Hall in the Challenge of Champions
Jason

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