HELP My Gus 6 Pointer was Stolen while I was helping the Homeless!!!!!!

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Or it might have happened while I was feeding the hungry. I can't be sure, I made two stops (after handing out toys at the local orphanage).

Because I'm so full of charity and kindness and good deeds and have given away all my money, I don't have the funds to replace the Gus. I'm pretty picky so I would prefer that you all just send me cash and I'll find my own, but I'll consider gifts of cues but it must be a Gus (no Barrys at this time please) and 6 or 8 pointers, original condition and some type of work in the butt.

The cue was in a Rusty Melton hand tooled 2 by 4 case. Please no plain cases or Fellinis.

Oh, I almost forgot! The dastardly thieves also took my Eastwood Custom break cue case with my Gina Rasputin break cue (I need two shafts please).

I'm devastated. Please make me happy again so I can go back to doing good deeds.

Thanks

Kevin
 
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No fair, I was going to make an official "Scam" thread for this stuff and you ruined the joke! You are only allowed to get Stroud or Zinzola cues made for you.
 
kvinbrwr said:
Or it might have happened while I was feeding the hungry. I can't be sure, I made two stops (after handing out toys at the local orphanage).

Because I'm so full of charity and kindness and good deeds and have given away all my money, I don't have the funds to replace the Gus. I'm pretty picky so I would prefer that you all just send me cash and I'll find my own, but I'll consider gifts of cues but it must be a Gus (no Barrys at this time please) and 6 or 8 pointers, original condition and some type of work in the butt.

The cue was in a Rusty Melton hand tooled 2 by 4 case. Please no plain cases or Fellinis.

Oh, I almost forgot! The dastardly thieves also took my Eastwood Custom break cue case with my Gina Rasputin break cue (I need two shafts please).

I'm devastated. Please make me happy again so I can go back to doing good deeds.

Thanks

Kevin
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Did they get your bong too? :)
 
Bud You could have my Gus , but yesterday I gave it to a homeless guy under the bridge in Tacoma . Sorry , you to late . Jim:sorry:
 
No problem! I'll send you my Amex card number.

Feel free to take whatever you want, the govt does.

Joe
 
Sorry to hear about your loss.

I can't replace your lost equipment, but I know a Nigerian banker who needs to transfer $40,000,000 to a US bank account and is offering a 40% commission to use your account. All he needs is your bank account number and Social Security number.

Glad I could help.
 
Jodacus said:
No problem! I'll send you my Amex card number.

Feel free to take whatever you want, the govt does.

Joe
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Joe

Hurry the F up. I've got stuff to do today.

Oh! And thanks for your generosity.

Kevin

PS. Who gets the AMEX points for my charges? I think I should. I use them to buy Home Depot Gift Certificates which I donate to homeless vets.
 
bdorman said:
Sorry to hear about your loss.

I can't replace your lost equipment, but I know a Nigerian banker who needs to transfer $40,000,000 to a US bank account and is offering a 40% commission to use your account. All he needs is your bank account number and Social Security number.

Glad I could help.
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That's a SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!
 
bdorman said:
Sorry to hear about your loss.

I can't replace your lost equipment, but I know a Nigerian banker who needs to transfer $40,000,000 to a US bank account and is offering a 40% commission to use your account. All he needs is your bank account number and Social Security number.

Glad I could help.
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Lol ... it is amazing how long this scam has endured. I remember getting typed letters back in the 80's with this stuff. I guess they get enough responses to perpetuate it.
 
I put you on the wait list at SouthWest, you should have your free cue sometime in 2020. I'll let you know when it comes in, please send the cost of shipping to cover it today. THx,
 
Shooter08 said:
I put you on the wait list at SouthWest, you should have your free cue sometime in 2020. I'll let you know when it comes in, please send the cost of shipping to cover it today. THx,
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SouthWest??????????????

Please.

Gus or cash please.
 
I wish there were not so many cues getting stolen,I suppose I can expect no help from my fellow AZers, my Black Boar with 3 shafts was stolen when I was donating blood at the blood bank, or was it the sperm bank, I'm not sure. There was also a custom break cue with 2 shafts all in my custom leather and gold riveted cue case. I just lost my job for taking too much time off to help starving artists and a week before that happened I had donated the majority of my savings to an underfunded group searching for Bigfoot.
 
kvinbrwr said:
some type of work in the butt.
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