I Hate All You Weak Players

I understand you want to play me one-pocket at fifteen to four.

Well, I'm always busy at that time of day....

...I'll play you some at five thirty
 
pt109 said:
I understand you want to play me one-pocket at fifteen to four.

Well, I'm always busy at that time of day....

...I'll play you some at five thirty
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Nice...

This has officially become the pt109 joke thread. :grin: Keep them coming.

30 to 5 sounds about right.
 
BasementDweller said:
supergreenman: Still not sure. You write too good to actually be able to play pool at a decent level.

Well...that's about it folks. Nobody can say I didn't try to make a fair game. I bet you are all probably too scared to play any of the proposed matches my system came up with. It figures.
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I look forward to your arrival in Canada.
 
i am a huge nit habbits i have jumping up pounding the balls my motto slow and tight .i need the barny ball the orange crush and 5 on the wire race to 5 and we have a game
 
BasementDweller said:
30 to 5 sounds about right.
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This may be my last offer....
...I'll play you 11-8....but I get a hans span.
( btw, Hans is 6 foot 7 with a wing span of 7 feet )

Hans will hold the stakes...
'course, if he decides to leave with the money, we're both broke.:angry:
The guy weighs 285....
 
BasementDweller said:
Banks: He wins tournaments all the time. I'll try him some bar table 8 ball but he needs to break for me and then I get to start with ball in hand and NOT in the kitchen.
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I heard you play on big tables. My girlfriend told me that I'll need a spot, whatever that means.
 
BasementDweller said:
TheThaiger: I really don't want to see you play. Either way it would probably ruin everything for me.
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Very wise.

My advice is never get to know people, for they will only disappoint you. I have only read one autobiography in my life, that of footballer David Batty, a hero to me of unimaginable proportions. Anyway, I bought the book in eager anticipation, and devoured it in hours. I then decided I really couldn't stand the man, and wished I hadn't bothered.

The myth is always better than the reality.
 
TheThaiger said:
Very wise.

My advice is never get to know people, for they will only disappoint you. I have only read one autobiography in my life, that of footballer David Batty, a hero to me of unimaginable proportions. Anyway, I bought the book in eager anticipation, and devoured it in hours. I then decided I really couldn't stand the man, and wished I hadn't bothered.

The myth is always better than the reality.
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Damn....mythed again.:angry:
 
pt109 said:
Damn....mythed again.:angry:
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Maybe you ought to stick with urban Legends.

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I am willing to give you a try, but I might be too good for you. I have been re-working my game from the vast amount of knowledge on here. I'm getting better with the ram break shot. Out of ten breaks, I was able to keep the cb on the table five times, and hit the rack three times. ( I count it as three, even though one time the cb went 4 rails before it hit the rack). I'm getting fair results from the splash shot too. Today I got 6 balls rolling in one shot. One of 'em almost went in too!

I understand if you don't want to play though. I can't get my mother to play me anymore either, and she is 97. That's a lot of years of experience! If you're too skeered, I understand. But, if you do decide to play, I'm willing to go up to a dollar a rack. Of course, if you beat me the first rack, we might have to adjust to a spot for me.
 
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