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Johnnyt said:
Now let’s see. That’s the landscaper for $300, the mailman for $275, the Fedex guy for $220, and now the painter for $200 in less than 6-months, and I never had to leave home. I only wish My patio was on the street side. Then I could really get some traffic. I love when plans come together. Johnnyt
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The great part is they know where you live.

Your house will get a free "paint" job.

Your lawn will get free seeds (weeds)

Your mail will become "lost"

And your packages will become not deliverable must pick up at local Fedex

Also if I was hustled like that I would also set up a "sucker" to really clean you out.
 
You should write a book, Johnny!


Eric >wishes I had that kind of imagination :wink:
 
Johnnyt said:
There were two house painters painting the house next door today. I saw that one was very interested in watching me play on the patio from his ladder. I figured I’d start missing a lot of shots and make believe I didn’t know he was watching. Hell, I figured it won’t cost me anything and it’s good lemon practice.

About a half-hour later he comes up to the fence and says, “You hit them pretty good, want to play a few games?”
I say, “I only play for cheap sets, like a $100 or two for a race to 7 nine-ball.”
“I’ll play you one set, race to seven for $200”, He said.

To make this short, he came over. I let him use my Dale Perry and my break cue. I won the set 7-2. Both games he won by making the 9 on the snap once and a dead one-foot combo on the 9 the other game. He had a killer break, but his game wasn’t too much.

Now let’s see. That’s the landscaper for $300, the mailman for $275, the Fedex guy for $220, and now the painter for $200 in less than 6-months, and I never had to leave home. I only wish My patio was on the street side. Then I could really get some traffic. I love when plans come together. Johnnyt
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Wow, remind me not to pass by your house...LOL...where do you live so I can avoid the area altogether?
 
TheBook said:
The great part is they know where you live.

Your house will get a free "paint" job.

Your lawn will get free seeds (weeds)

Your mail will become "lost"

And your packages will become not deliverable must pick up at local Fedex

Also if I was hustled like that I would also set up a "sucker" to really clean you out.
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If you thought you could steal from from poor slob who owned his own table and you didn't think could play at all, then you would deserve the same thing these guys got.

BTW, Johnny, I hope you advised them all not to quit their day job on their way out the door.
 
TheBook said:
The great part is they know where you live.

Your house will get a free "paint" job.

Your lawn will get free seeds (weeds)

Your mail will become "lost"

And your packages will become not deliverable must pick up at local Fedex

Also if I was hustled like that I would also set up a "sucker" to really clean you out.
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I don't think I would hustle from my home. It's too big of a bullseye and my family doesn't need the heat when I am away from home. Some people get angry when they loose their money, especially when they have been deceived. LOL

JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
I don't think I would hustle from my home. It's too big of a bullseye and my family doesn't need the heat when I am away from home. Some people get angry when they loose their money, especially when they have been deceived. LOL

JoeyA
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You are probably right Joey, but the kids are out on their own and the wife took care of Gambino's wife and did some book work for one of his outfits. So she can take care of herself well. Johnnyt
 
Johnnyt said:
You are probably right Joey, but the kids are out on their own and the wife took care of Gambino's wife and did some book work for one of his outfits. So she can take care of herself well. Johnnyt
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Johnny... I'd ask for elaboration but fear if you did so, you'd be swimmin' wit da fishes.

I do enjoy ur posts.

Hey, mind if I stop by? I do great paving.

;)
 
So Johnny, your 96 ball run must have been in the dark at 3AM. :grin-square: You sure don't want to be putting significant runs or packs on the board during daylight hours when someone might see your true speed. :thumbup:
 
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All these mailmen, fed ex, and UPS guys that play.
No wonder are shipped cues are disappearing.:angry::angry:
 
Pain!!!

The termite man is here. Dreams of sugar plums dancing in my head thinking about JohnnyT.

No home table. Damn!

Hu
 
Johnnyt said:
You are probably right Joey, but the kids are out on their own and the wife took care of Gambino's wife and did some book work for one of his outfits. So she can take care of herself well. Johnnyt
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Am I the only 1 who thinks JohnnyT iz a huge bullsiiiit artist??? Damm cuz :sorry::eek::confused:

Brian
 
one way to find out . . .

APA7 said:
Am I the only 1 who thinks JohnnyT iz a huge bullsiiiit artist??? Damm cuz :sorry::eek::confused:

Brian
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Brian,

Why don't some of the skeptics go take him on and find out?

Johnny admitted he couldn't play for crap on here for years until he put in his home table and got rolling again. He never seemed like a BS artist then so I am very doubtful he is a BS artist now. Could be, but somebody has to pay to find out!

Hu
 
ShootingArts said:
Brian,

Why don't some of the skeptics go take him on and find out?

Johnny admitted he couldn't play for crap on here for years until he put in his home table and got rolling again. He never seemed like a BS artist then so I am very doubtful he is a BS artist now. Could be, but somebody has to pay to find out!

Hu
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You are so wrong, Hu!

JohnnyT has bull-shitted just about every non-family member who visited his home pool room but there is always room for one more payor. ;)

Awww, take a chance, Brian. It's only money.
JoeyA
 
Johnnyt said:
There were two house painters painting the house next door today. I saw that one was very interested in watching me play on the patio from his ladder. I figured I’d start missing a lot of shots and make believe I didn’t know he was watching. Hell, I figured it won’t cost me anything and it’s good lemon practice.

About a half-hour later he comes up to the fence and says, “You hit them pretty good, want to play a few games?”
I say, “I only play for cheap sets, like a $100 or two for a race to 7 nine-ball.”
“I’ll play you one set, race to seven for $200”, He said.

To make this short, he came over. I let him use my Dale Perry and my break cue. I won the set 7-2. Both games he won by making the 9 on the snap once and a dead one-foot combo on the 9 the other game. He had a killer break, but his game wasn’t too much.

Now let’s see. That’s the landscaper for $300, the mailman for $275, the Fedex guy for $220, and now the painter for $200 in less than 6-months, and I never had to leave home. I only wish My patio was on the street side. Then I could really get some traffic. I love when plans come together. Johnnyt
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When you mail gets lost, your house gets painted pink during the night and your yard is full of weeds...
 
He was fishing then . . .

. . . and we both know all fishermen are liars, well 'cept me and you! :D :D :D

Hu



JoeyA said:
You are so wrong, Hu!

JohnnyT has bull-shitted just about every non-family member who visited his home pool room but there is always room for one more payor. ;)

Awww, take a chance, Brian. It's only money.
JoeyA
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