i'm Back I was in jail this week
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Fatboy said:
Last time I was in a fight, I thought I was gonna kill that guy, he was on coke, (so I gather) and he just kept comming for more, he couldnt see, I knocked half his teeth out, his nose was broke and he laughs at me, scared the Sh^t out of me, I left him laying 3 times, knocked out and he gets up and attacks, crazy Mother, he's lucky I didnt shoot him.
Thats one time I can say I didnt start anything, I beat him out of 10$ (5 a game) playing 8 ball and he starts swingin...caught me in the back of the head first shot.. Damn did I see Stars, caught me by surprise, I hit him so hard, the next day I hurt all over.
SPINDOKTOR
At least you didn't break your precious Meucci.SPINDOKTOR said:
Fighting not good for your hands.
Hit the gut or just kick their nuts.
SPINDOKTOR said:
The humane thing to do is to buckle both his knee caps. Two broken legs will keep a man like that from, literally, getting beat to death...
SPINDOKTOR said:
Almost the exact same thing happened to my brother many years ago in Greenwich Village. After he did to his guy what you did to yours, he goes into his apartment bldg. that had a front door with glass panels on either side...AND THE GUY COMES BUSTING THROUGH THE GLASS. Almost bled to death before the EMTs got there.
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So what did you get locked up for?Fatboy said:
In Jail ????????
WTF ??????
I hope that you are kidding Fatboy. I spent some time in jail way back when and will never go back!!
I will call you tomorrow........
Russ......
WTF ??????
I hope that you are kidding Fatboy. I spent some time in jail way back when and will never go back!!
I will call you tomorrow........
Russ......
Fatboy said:
How is the Reno jail anyway? Cozy?
Next time some pimp calls you out, just walk away.
You are not obligated to rearrange his face.
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it wasnt a pimp thing, i'm the pimp.
i'm not into self incriminating statments so i wont discuss any bookmaking and lines on pool I might know about or have set.
it was a computer glitch, the computer said I didnt pay a seatbelt ticket-from 3 years ago, I did. Because a NHP not a City cop pulled me over the law states that they have to take me in where as a city cop has the right to exercise their judgment on minor warrents, a seatbelt, WTF???? anyways I paid it again and then they saw it show as not paid, so I was in the system as a mistake, its cool. I have never been in trouble before, in telemarketing I had a few close calls 12 years ago.
i'm not into self incriminating statments so i wont discuss any bookmaking and lines on pool I might know about or have set.
it was a computer glitch, the computer said I didnt pay a seatbelt ticket-from 3 years ago, I did. Because a NHP not a City cop pulled me over the law states that they have to take me in where as a city cop has the right to exercise their judgment on minor warrents, a seatbelt, WTF???? anyways I paid it again and then they saw it show as not paid, so I was in the system as a mistake, its cool. I have never been in trouble before, in telemarketing I had a few close calls 12 years ago.
Fatboy said:
Well, at least it wasn't littering, but I'm afraid that you will still have to go sit on the Group W bench.
Doug
( lifetime member of Group W )
Fatboy, speaking of jail food, just this morning I made reservations at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for our dinner on January 9. They assured me that their food beats jail food by a pretty wide margin.
could be true!
The bad thing is that seatbelt story is silly enough to be true!
Years ago I topped a hill on a two lane to find another eighteen wheeler sideways in the road, ditch to ditch and in a small parking lot. I had to put my loaded eighteen wheeler in the ditch and try to hold it there to keep from going through a house at five AM in the morning. Jackknifed and turned over completely upside down but did stay out of the house. Two hundred miles from home, dinged up, injured wife who had went with me on that run, and my eighteen wheeler and my load that I owned in the ditch. I was pretty busy and mailed in my SR-22(Accident report) on the ninth or tenth day. Years later, a cop runs my numbers for grins and I am sitting stranded twenty miles from home. I can't drive until I pay the fine for the SR-22 reaching the state office a day late!
Hu
The bad thing is that seatbelt story is silly enough to be true!
Years ago I topped a hill on a two lane to find another eighteen wheeler sideways in the road, ditch to ditch and in a small parking lot. I had to put my loaded eighteen wheeler in the ditch and try to hold it there to keep from going through a house at five AM in the morning. Jackknifed and turned over completely upside down but did stay out of the house. Two hundred miles from home, dinged up, injured wife who had went with me on that run, and my eighteen wheeler and my load that I owned in the ditch. I was pretty busy and mailed in my SR-22(Accident report) on the ninth or tenth day. Years later, a cop runs my numbers for grins and I am sitting stranded twenty miles from home. I can't drive until I pay the fine for the SR-22 reaching the state office a day late!
Hu
Fatboy said:it wasnt a pimp thing, i'm the pimp.
i'm not into self incriminating statments so i wont discuss any bookmaking and lines on pool I might know about or have set.
it was a computer glitch, the computer said I didnt pay a seatbelt ticket-from 3 years ago, I did. Because a NHP not a City cop pulled me over the law states that they have to take me in where as a city cop has the right to exercise their judgment on minor warrents, a seatbelt, WTF???? anyways I paid it again and then they saw it show as not paid, so I was in the system as a mistake, its cool. I have never been in trouble before, in telemarketing I had a few close calls 12 years ago.
All Pears Feel The Same In The Dark
That's true, but those jail waitresses are the NUTS..... imo
Doug
( I've fondled a few waitresses in my time..................... and I've done time )
*Don't worry, I washed my hands.
BillPorter said:Fatboy, speaking of jail food, just this morning I made reservations at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for our dinner on January 9. They assured me that their food beats jail food by a pretty wide margin.
That's true, but those jail waitresses are the NUTS..... imo
Doug
( I've fondled a few waitresses in my time..................... and I've done time )
*Don't worry, I washed my hands.
BillPorter said:Fatboy, speaking of jail food, just this morning I made reservations at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for our dinner on January 9. They assured me that their food beats jail food by a pretty wide margin.
Plus, there's not much chance of being raped in the bathroom
Ruth's
Is Ruth's still at the top of that Art Deco Skyscraper off of 264?BillPorter said:Fatboy, speaking of jail food, just this morning I made reservations at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for our dinner on January 9. They assured me that their food beats jail food by a pretty wide margin.