Impersonate a fellow poster thread
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Here is another one.....
Alright guys I have said this many times before and I will give you these three examples that I found in previous posts. I am NOT a pool groupie!
Alright guys I have said this many times before and I will give you these three examples that I found in previous posts. I am NOT a pool groupie!
Here is a blast from the past
Aiming Secret...For Free...
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Hello,
This is the Sure Shot Aiming System.I am here
with my FINAL OFFER (for free).
Some days back,on a free trial basis (see my previuos post CHECK IT
FOR YOUR SELF!!HOW YOU ACTUALLY AIM),I sent a diagram or two (with
necessary steps) to a few enthusiastic players who e mailed me.
The fact is that no one could get any CLUE from the sent diagrams.
Some must have thought that the digrams and the four parallel lines
have nothing to do with aiming.
It was in no way surprising for me!!
Because the diagrams which I sent,let me be frank, consists of only
,say,20% of the whole concept.
I did so expecting them to complete that 80% by FEEL.
But they couldn't.
May be it was,for them, just like only the outer FRAME without the
actual PHOTO.
[As you know the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE of what I have been talking is
nothing new.In my words....as per my research results...it is the
routine which exists in each and every human mind.It is the very
routine involved in shot making,I mean, in sending a ball in the
intended direction without which,according to my aiming system,no ball
can go in the intended line(the very CAUSE&CURE of a miss of a shot)
and hence I thought given the first 20% of the routine it might be
easy to complete the remainig 80% by FEEL.]
Okay...Here,as a final offer from me,I would like to part with 80% of
the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE( which itself is enough to give you evidence of
what I have been trying to say about aiming) and 20% is left for you
to complete by feel.
It is just like a solution to a problem with only one or two final
steps missing!!!!.
Any way,I would like to give you a proof of my WORDS ON AIMING.
Just send me an email (please give your age,address,contact#,details
of your game..strengths and weaknesses,and if possible your photo
too...I may see you on ESPN in near future...I am really serious about
what I am saying..)I will send you a new diagram with the details of
the required steps .Even those who emailed me previously too
....please send an email with the info. I asked for.
Particularly,it will be a kind of an 'eye-opener' to the 'non
believers' and to those who scorned at it,who mocked at it,and who
called it a crap..garbge.
After giving it a try,if you feel 'this much info. itself is enough'
and don't come forward for the CONCEPT AS A WHOLE,it is up to you.Or,
if you still don't get the CLUE,let my idea die with me.
BTW, for your kind info., I am planning,with the kind help of some of
the organisations of scientific research,to get an opportunity for an
'exhibition event' in which I will be showing how we can do shot
making withot miss with the help of the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE (of my sure
shot aiming system) in the coming 'world snooker & billiards
championship' to be held in India from this 17'th November. If my
plans work out you can watch me in action.
Aiming Secret...For Free...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello,
This is the Sure Shot Aiming System.I am here
with my FINAL OFFER (for free).
Some days back,on a free trial basis (see my previuos post CHECK IT
FOR YOUR SELF!!HOW YOU ACTUALLY AIM),I sent a diagram or two (with
necessary steps) to a few enthusiastic players who e mailed me.
The fact is that no one could get any CLUE from the sent diagrams.
Some must have thought that the digrams and the four parallel lines
have nothing to do with aiming.
It was in no way surprising for me!!
Because the diagrams which I sent,let me be frank, consists of only
,say,20% of the whole concept.
I did so expecting them to complete that 80% by FEEL.
But they couldn't.
May be it was,for them, just like only the outer FRAME without the
actual PHOTO.
[As you know the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE of what I have been talking is
nothing new.In my words....as per my research results...it is the
routine which exists in each and every human mind.It is the very
routine involved in shot making,I mean, in sending a ball in the
intended direction without which,according to my aiming system,no ball
can go in the intended line(the very CAUSE&CURE of a miss of a shot)
and hence I thought given the first 20% of the routine it might be
easy to complete the remainig 80% by FEEL.]
Okay...Here,as a final offer from me,I would like to part with 80% of
the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE( which itself is enough to give you evidence of
what I have been trying to say about aiming) and 20% is left for you
to complete by feel.
It is just like a solution to a problem with only one or two final
steps missing!!!!.
Any way,I would like to give you a proof of my WORDS ON AIMING.
Just send me an email (please give your age,address,contact#,details
of your game..strengths and weaknesses,and if possible your photo
too...I may see you on ESPN in near future...I am really serious about
what I am saying..)I will send you a new diagram with the details of
the required steps .Even those who emailed me previously too
....please send an email with the info. I asked for.
Particularly,it will be a kind of an 'eye-opener' to the 'non
believers' and to those who scorned at it,who mocked at it,and who
called it a crap..garbge.
After giving it a try,if you feel 'this much info. itself is enough'
and don't come forward for the CONCEPT AS A WHOLE,it is up to you.Or,
if you still don't get the CLUE,let my idea die with me.
BTW, for your kind info., I am planning,with the kind help of some of
the organisations of scientific research,to get an opportunity for an
'exhibition event' in which I will be showing how we can do shot
making withot miss with the help of the GEOMETRIC ROUTINE (of my sure
shot aiming system) in the coming 'world snooker & billiards
championship' to be held in India from this 17'th November. If my
plans work out you can watch me in action.
Williebetmore said:
I know I know I know I know !!!!!!! ~waves arms It's SJM right. just kidding. I break me up.
Williebetmore said:
Psychological projection
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In psychology, psychological projection (or projection bias) is a defense mechanism in which one attributes ("projects") to others, one’s own unacceptable or unwanted thoughts or/and emotions. Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted subconscious impulses/desires without letting the ego recognize them. The theory was developed by Sigmund Freud and further refined by his daughter Anna Freud.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
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2) "I love DZ cues! And my DZ cue is the best cue I think anyone has ever made! I'm not even sure why Bob let it leave his shop because if I made this, I would play with it forever and ever and ever! Heck! I didn't make it and I'm going to play with it forever!! (two days later) I'm selling my beloved DZ cue..."
John Wayne?
3) "I was just wondering what everyone here thought about cuetech cues because i play with a cuetech cue and earl strickland and allison fisher play with cuetech cues and they are very good and i am pretty good and i think if you are good you should play with a cuetech cue because cuetech cues play so good so tell me what you all think of cuetech cues cause i love 'em."
CuetechSaurus
4) "This cue here is Richard Blacks crowning acheevement and is prolly the best playng cue that aneeone has evr made. and if yoo look reel close, yoo can se the stunning crtaffsmnaship that wnet into this cue. And it plays JAM UP! yuo can find detalisl on my site at www.________.com"
Joe???
2) "I love DZ cues! And my DZ cue is the best cue I think anyone has ever made! I'm not even sure why Bob let it leave his shop because if I made this, I would play with it forever and ever and ever! Heck! I didn't make it and I'm going to play with it forever!! (two days later) I'm selling my beloved DZ cue..."
John Wayne?
3) "I was just wondering what everyone here thought about cuetech cues because i play with a cuetech cue and earl strickland and allison fisher play with cuetech cues and they are very good and i am pretty good and i think if you are good you should play with a cuetech cue because cuetech cues play so good so tell me what you all think of cuetech cues cause i love 'em."
CuetechSaurus
4) "This cue here is Richard Blacks crowning acheevement and is prolly the best playng cue that aneeone has evr made. and if yoo look reel close, yoo can se the stunning crtaffsmnaship that wnet into this cue. And it plays JAM UP! yuo can find detalisl on my site at www.________.com"
Joe???
breakup said:
breakdown,
Also from Wikipedia:
LOSER
English
Pronunciation
Rhymes: -uːzə(r)
Noun
Singular
loser
Plural
losers
loser (plural losers)
A person who fails to win.
In a two-horse race there is always one winner and one loser.
Someone who loses in a specified manner.
He was always a good loser.
Someone with bad luck or poor skills who consistently loses.
I’m a constant loser in love.
Something of poor quality.
That dictionary is a loser!
A person of unhappy circumstances.
That guy is a born loser!
An insult.
That person is a loser!
IF THE DEFINITION FITS, WEAR IT! Now I'll make like a tree and get out of here.
So, the other weekend I was babysitting my Godchildren (the Szamboti's) at BARRY'S house, while baking him a nice calzone and canoli. And the most amazing thing happened, BARRY came home and paid me with two brand new cues - an ivory-handled one that his father completed in the 80's (but no one except BARRY had ever seen) AND BARRY'S first ever pteradactyl bone handle cue with Mars rocks inlays and rhino foreskin tips. I could have just kissed him. Instead I made BARRY a nice lasagna.Barbara said:ScottR: One cue short of a collection.
[oops]Oh, oops, still the wrong thread
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Barbara
That BARRY . . . . what a guy.
T
Timberly
Guest
corvette1340 said:
DaveK said:
Darn it Dave!! You stole my thunder... I wanted to be the one to announce myself as me!
ScottR said:
Dunno who this is, but it's funny as sh!5!
Didn't expect this thread to take on a life of it's own.
Russ
BRKNRUN said:
I'm not sure if this thread should include banned members but this fit's that idiot zencuists psycho profile
idiot..... my words, but if the shoe fits zen wear itBRKNRUN said:
pharaoh68
Banned
JoeyInCali said:
Though these are good guesses, I was hoping they'd be a little easier for everyone.
Impersonation #2 is none other than Bob Dzurizickynkndc's (sp?!?!) biggest fan duke@neo.rr.com
Impersonation #3 is the man sings the praises of cuetech cues more than any man alive. He speaks in stream-of-conciousness and doesn't seem to know what a period or a comma or punctuation mark is and just posts long, run-on sentences all about cuetech cues. That man is travis trotter.
Impersonation #4 is an esteemed member of our forum who has quite a collection of high end cues. He buys and he sells. He loves Richard Black cues more than anyone I have ever encountered and says that every cue he is selling plays "JAM UP". He also butchers the type-written language with more typos than most humans would even think possible. (But hey! He still has some great cues and we still love him!). He is cornerstone!
Whilst we all can undoubtedly appreciate the spirit of humor and comeraderie in which this illustrious thread was initiated, such jocularity cannot contribute positively to the further growth of our honorable game. I shall have to respectfully decline from including myself in the ribald ripostes at other esteemed posters' expense.
And, I would also like to reiterate that my participation in the Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament will not be forthcoming this year; again. My mind still boggles at the thought of a game that does not reward the subtle beauty and satisfaction that one derives from a well-played safety that completely handcuffs your opponent. Pure offense. Pfah!!
Signed,
The Forum's Most Esteemed Member
p.s. the signature I included above would NEVER (and I'm serious here) be used by the poster I am imitating, but should be a heckuva clue.
And, I would also like to reiterate that my participation in the Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament will not be forthcoming this year; again. My mind still boggles at the thought of a game that does not reward the subtle beauty and satisfaction that one derives from a well-played safety that completely handcuffs your opponent. Pure offense. Pfah!!
Signed,
The Forum's Most Esteemed Member
p.s. the signature I included above would NEVER (and I'm serious here) be used by the poster I am imitating, but should be a heckuva clue.
Timberly said:Darn it Dave!! You stole my thunder... I wanted to be the one to announce myself as me!
All in fun Timberly. I officially call a truce if I've ever argued with you. Now I need a hug. Just remember, I am always right.