My Friend, you are fighting a loosing battle but you will soon be smarter. Listen to Bob, Dave, and Patrick. They opened my mind about both acceleration and deflection.
Granted, maybe I am ridiculous for arguing this point, but the science is solid. Whether you want to say it is neglible for this application or not may be valid to an extent. I am sure the force isn't A LOT, but reading your above statement is just flat wrong.