It's Embarrassing but I have to Ask This Question

Have you ever made such a phenominal shot, that you were unable to approach the table or bend over for the next shot because of a certain stiff member? This does not apply to females of course, but I see this alot with lower lever players. I, on the other hand, take a walk around the table for the "chaos" to subside.

What do you all do?

A "twitch", yeah. Maybe even a "semi". But a "full on"? Never.

Scott <<== doesn't make those shots
 
As for headlights...sometimes it's just cold. I doubt it would have anything to do with pocketing a freaking pool ball or playing a good safe.

Good golly :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I don't know. We would need scientific evidence. If you are at the BCA in Vega$ this year, we can setup some difficult shots and take a reading of you before and after.

Disco - you want to help me judge?
 
Funny thread here. Has never happened out of the blue.

But while at the bar a couple years ago, I was playing league with my girlfriend in tow. We go at one another in the corner grinding etc. When it's my turn to shoot as I notice I am shaped like an "L" the bartender (former waitress at local strip club) says aloud "hey you chalk that cue in your pants" I quick to respond say "yeah but you and her (my gf) will have to fight over who cleans the shaft. The bar erupts with laughter.
 
I ran 8-out yesterday from the break....

I could've driven a 16 penny nail through a cinderblock after that... twice. True story.
 
Ummm yeah believe it or not I dated someone this would happen to

it may not happen to alot of the fellas but I've known it to happen to someone I knew. It amazed me i never understood wth happened to get him so freakin excited.
This is one funny thread!!
I love pool! :)
 
Boing!!!

I've been trying HARD to stay away from this thread because I've got a migrane and my HEAD is SWOLLEN and THROBBING because I was in the backyard PITCHING A TENT. My dog JOHNSON was digging for a BONE so I turned the KNOB on the shed and got a TOOL. Just then, my friends PETER, WILLY and ROD stopped by to help so I put some WANG Chung on the stereo, grabbed a LARGE MEAT tray out of the frig and sliced up some SALAMI. Then my Chinese friend Mr. DONG showed up, mixed up some STIFF COCKtails and asked us if we voted on ERECTION day. This all happened right after I HUNG a BIG picture. Go figure. :D
 
It's proven as fact!

I'm in the medical field and scientific studies have been done countless times on phenomena like this. This ummm, unexpected transformation that occurs during fully conscious, non-sexual activity happens to a fairly limited % of males, in the 10-15% range. Further study of this small sample of males indicated an 87% occurrence of:





















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Hey, I'm Total serial.
 
put it up

al ways post the money with this guy - you might get stiffed - you should be banned from all ring games
 
I have a solution

After much consideration and reading your responses, I have conceived a great safety device. An aramith cod piece. I have sent the plans to Saluc and they should be getting back to me soon.
 
After much consideration and reading your responses, I have conceived a great safety device. An aramith cod piece. I have sent the plans to Saluc and they should be getting back to me soon.

Hilarious.

I realized I really didn't know that much about the accessory and looked up the history and styles, and wow, what a long- lasting fashion trend! I don't think I'd ever noticed it in pictures of Henry VIII before, but now every full- length portrait of him looks positively filthy.

I think you should sell it to Brunswick, too. Have a big old B on there... Oh, yeah- and try Tony from Hustlin, too.

I would love to see your proposal letters and their responses. Reminds me of Laszlo Toth.
 
Have you ever made such a phenominal shot, that you were unable to approach the table or bend over for the next shot because of a certain stiff member? This does not apply to females of course, but I see this alot with lower lever players. I, on the other hand, take a walk around the table for the "chaos" to subside.

What do you all do?


No I have never gotten that effect from a shot.....or drinking a shot. I have gotten that effect from catching a shot of nice barmaid cleavage. What did I do? What else....called the barmaid over and ordered a drink. :grin:

On a side note I HAVE NOTICED SOME FEMALE PROS WEARING STRING TOPS AND NO BRA CAN BECOME VERY EXCITED OVER A GOOD SHOT! :eek::smile::grin:
 
No I have never gotten that effect from a shot.....or drinking a shot. I have gotten that effect from catching a shot of nice barmaid cleavage. What did I do? What else....called the barmaid over and ordered a drink. :grin:
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And I'm sure she would say "Barmaid?!? That's Barvixen to you!" :D
 
Ahahahaha WOW!! What a thread :lol:


I bet if someone asked him, "Well how great was the shot that turn the match around for you??"

His respones... "It was Bonerific!!"
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