Pfffft....those jokes write themselves!Smorgass Bored said:Linda sed:
The only person of note that died was Henry Fok.
I Deleted a whole bunch of Fok jokes....
Doug
( write them yourselves )
Pfffft....those jokes write themselves!Smorgass Bored said:Linda sed:
The only person of note that died was Henry Fok.
I Deleted a whole bunch of Fok jokes....
Doug
( write them yourselves )
Smorgass Bored said:This recent flurry of posts is evidence of just how this whole IPT ordeal has affected the lot of us............ MENTALLY.
Doug
(it's Official, we're all nuts now)
rackmsuckr said:The only person of note that died was Henry Fok from Hong Kong.
I can assure you, there are plenty of Ho's in Chinajay helfert said:So sorry, I got egg on my face. Wrong man named Ho, same age and prominent businessman in China.
Smorgass Bored said:Stanley Ho is ALIVE. I guess that means no wake and no Chinese food..
Let's kill him.
Doug
returnofthemac said:BTW,i just try to search for stanley ho"s phone number in the chinese phone book,there was so many Wings and so many Wongs i ended up winging the wong number![]()
Do you know what bernie i think you a hell of character and a good guy the first time that i met you,but i am afraid after reading your posts you have unfortunately changed my mind completely.8-ball bernie said:quite frankly i was gonna be thrown off anyway, so i don't care if the ipt ceases to exists, i'd just like my 5 grand due to me so i could get on with my life, and talk about kevin and his inmates,(the ipt staff )on 20/20.
9 Ball Girl said:What the crap is all of this? Postponement? Not cancellation? Is this in any way impacting the "smaller" tourneys/venues that probably had to rearrange their schedules to accomodate the dates of this tour?
jay helfert said:So sorry, I got egg on my face. Wrong man named Ho, same age and prominent businessman in China.
TATE said:Jay, I guess you were Wong.
Chris
Or with what's going on as of late, Sum Dum Fuk.Eydie Romano said:Correction Jay, that's Egg Foo Young on face!![]()
gopi-1 said:I salute you girl! You're one positive gal!![]()
Colin Colenso said:hehe....that's my Dad's favorite joke. But funny thing is, I've never seen a phone book in China. But if you could find one on the mainland, I don't think there are any Wings or Wongs. But you could Weng a lot of Wang numbers.![]()
The Wong numbers are only in Hong Kong.
Colin
Timberly said:I bet Steve Lipsky thanks his lucky stars every day that he didn't do like a lot of people did and quit his job to follow you people.
jay helfert said:Sitting in a hotel room in Guangzhou, China with my baby girl sleeping nearby.
Reflecting on the last few days. I've killed off Stanley Ho and tried to chase down the elusive TruDough from half a world away.
Soon I am off to Manila and the WPC. The first reunion of all the top players since Reno, U.S. Open not withstanding. Certain to be a sad undertone with the demise of the IPT.
As one who has spent a lifetime attempting to elevate the sport, this has often been a frustrating journey. At least at the WPC, there is one certainty, the players will be paid.
For me the good news, is the wonderful people I have met thru the sport. Intelligent, worldly and successful in their own right. Thanks again to Mike for creating this medium for us to communicate.
I look forward to keeping you all up to date on the happenings in Manila. Look for my updates in the WPC thread.