Jay Helfert

Harvywallbanger

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OK lets here it. Our very own Jay Helfert. I would just like to say that out of every one here this has got to be the BEST THREAD EVER! Lead it off Jay. If no one mindes lets start it off at an early age. Before 15 if its possible. Hey guys I have heard and read ALOT of stories and now its time Jay steps forward and tells us his BEST and WORST pool experiances. Don't be shy Jay. Give us young kids something to look up to!!!! Tell us from the beginning. I love this s***!:)

Ladies and Gentleman....our very own......A young man....Mr. Jay Helfert............
 
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I want to know how Jay got the nickname "Pockets." In some of my pool mags from days gone by, there are articles written by Jay "Pockets" Helfert. :p

And BTW, I have only met Jay one time, quite briefly, though, because of some underlying circumstances. :D

Jay, when I look at the pictures of you in the pool magazines from the 1980's, you have not changed one bit. :)

JAM
 
Easy guys easy. What's up anyway Harvey? I prefer to respond to posts as they come up. One day I will finish my book, when I can pull myself away from the Poker tables (and Pool tournaments).

Thanks Jam for the kind words. I owe you dinner next time our paths cross. Thank you so much for being such a good friend to Keith. Now, his life story would be worth telling. He started playing the greats of the game at age 14, and never one time backed down from a challenge, be it on big tables or small.

You couldn't bet too high or play too long for Keith. He had a way of being cocky in a light hearted way that drew people to him like flies (not sure that's the best analogy). And with all the money on the line and the Cue Ball on the end rail, Keith would come up with the most unbelievable shots over and over. And make it look easy! I never saw his equal, although Louie had to be a close second.

As far as the name "Pockets", Bill Pierce the publisher of the National Tavern News, layed that one on me in 1983. I didn't so much care for the new name, especially after Mike Panozzo of Billiards Digest began to refer to me as "Pockets". Darn him, he still does too.

Of course that is a darn sight better than Toupee Jay, a name I earned by wearing a rug to cover my bald pate. Sean Walsh from Arizona christened me one day in Los Angeles when I had returned after a hiatus sans toupee, and engaged in a game with someone who did not recognize the 'new' me.

When the unfortunate foe, who I had buried in a $10 9-Ball game, looked around and wailed "Who is this guy?", Sean piped up from the sidelines, "Why that's Toupee Jay, I'd know him anywhere." I wanted to murder him. And to my misfortune the name stuck for the next 30 odd years.

Is it too late Freddie to get a name change?
 
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jay helfert said:
Why that's Toupee Jay, I'd know him anywhere." I wanted to murder him. And to my misfortune the name stuck for the next 30 odd years.

Is it too late Freddie to get a name change?

Since the time u came to this board I have been referring to you as Toupee Jay.Had I ever known that you disliked that nick name I would not have made refferences in that manner.I am glad you let your feelings known today.
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vagabond said:
Since the time u came to this board I have been referring to you as Toupee Jay.Had I ever known that you disliked that nick name I would not have made refferences in that manner.I am glad you let your feelings known today.
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It's okay Vag. I don't care anymore. It kind of "grew" on me after enough time. I've long ago accepted this as my Pool nickname. At least people don't forget it after they hear it.

I even play Poker online under that name. One time a guy (in an online game) asks me if I know the character Toupee Jay from the movie Pool Hall Junkies. I said sure, I've known him a long time.
 
Just for clarity.

Just for the record; I dislike "Gums", "Shotgun Face", "Pegleg", and "Two Ton".:mad:

I like: "Hollywood", "Prettyboy", "Tarzan", and "Einstein".:rolleyes:

Jim
 
jay helfert said:
...I even play Poker online under that name. One time a guy (in an online game) asks me if I know the character Toupee Jay from the movie Pool Hall Junkies. I said sure, I've known him a long time.

Now that's a bit of Helfert trivia that I had not known! :p

BTW, Keith has been REALLY enjoying Internet poker, a little too much at times. He is holding his own on the cash. Problem is that I can't ever get time on the high-speed computer anymore. Now he's stuck like glue to the Internet, something he used to loathe with a passion when I was stuck like glue on the Internet. :D

Since he's benched currently, so to speak, he engages himself in the STRANGEST of Internet poker games, always hoping to win the big kahuna. Me, I like the $1.20 tournaments. :p

JAM
 
Much too late

jay helfert said:
Easy guys easy. What's up anyway Harvey? I prefer to respond to posts as they come up. One day I will finish my book, when I can pull myself away from the Poker tables (and Pool tournaments).

Thanks Jam for the kind words. I owe you dinner next time our paths cross. Thank you so much for being such a good friend to Keith. Now, his life story would be worth telling. He started playing the greats of the game at age 14, and never one time backed down from a challenge, be it on big tables or small.

You couldn't bet too high or play too long for Keith. He had a way of being cocky in a light hearted way that drew people to him like flies (not sure that's the best analogy). And with all the money on the line and the Cue Ball on the end rail, Keith would come up with the most unbelievable shots over and over. And make it look easy! I never saw his equal, although Louie had to be a close second.

As far as the name "Pockets", Bill Pierce the publisher of the National Tavern News, layed that one on me in 1983. I didn't so much care for the new name, especially after Mike Panozzo of Billiards Digest began to refer to me as "Pockets". Darn him, he still does too.

Of course that is a darn sight better than Toupee Jay, a name I earned by wearing a rug to cover my bald pate. Sean Walsh from Arizona christened me one day in Los Angeles when I had returned after a hiatus sans toupee, and engaged in a game with someone who did not recognize the 'new' me.

When the unfortunate foe, who I had buried in a $10 9-Ball game, looked around and wailed "Who is this guy?", Sean piped up from the sidelines, "Why that's Toupee Jay, I'd know him anywhere." I wanted to murder him. And to my misfortune the name stuck for the next 30 odd years.

Is it too late Freddie to get a name change?

Jay, after 40 years the name becomes inscribed in indelible ink. I got rid of the beard 25 years ago. I have had to regrow it the last few years so as not to screw with the legend. Toupee Jay is the way it gots to stay! (that rhymes)

The Beard
 
jay helfert said:
As far as the name "Pockets", Bill Pierce the publisher of the National Tavern News, layed that one on me in 1983. I didn't so much care for the new name, especially after Mike Panozzo of Billiards Digest began to refer to me as "Pockets". Darn him, he still does too.

Whew! I'm glad to hear that's how you got that name, I was afraid your favorite game was Pocket Pool :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!

Sorry, I just had to go with the 6th grade humor :D

Jim
 
jay helfert said:
It's okay Vag. I don't care anymore. It kind of "grew" on me after enough time. I've long ago accepted this as my Pool nickname. At least people don't forget it after they hear it.

I even play Poker online under that name. One time a guy (in an online game) asks me if I know the character Toupee Jay from the movie Pool Hall Junkies. I said sure, I've known him a long time.

Was that you in the movie? Anyways yeah its probably better when you post as topics come up rather than starting an entire thread about you. Happy New Year Guys. I have a resolution coming pretty fast hear...but probably for the best. No smokes or bottle!!!!:o Thanks Mr. Wilson for deleting my rant. It wont happen again.
 
Harvywallbanger said:
Was that you in the movie? Anyways yeah its probably better when you post as topics come up rather than starting an entire thread about you. Happy New Year Guys. I have a resolution coming pretty fast hear...but probably for the best. No smokes or bottle!!!!:o Thanks Mr. Wilson for deleting my rant. It wont happen again.

Toupee Jay was played by Richard Portnoy, a pretty good character actor, who happens to look a lot like me (poor fellow). We met at the Premiere in Hollywood.
 
"Is it too late Freddie to get a name change?"

You don't pick an nickname, they are given to you.
That is why I thought it was so funny when Fats said, "Handsome" Danny Jones was the only guy to name himself!
 
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