Jay Helferts younger sister.....

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Fatboy

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I'm only making this public because he has been ducking me all week, I'm stuck 3 sets to him, 2 of 3 I had my chances to win, the othe rset he beat me 7-0 OUCH!!!! I was cold didnt hit a ball that day, neither did Jay, but I dont have SuperMan Power like he does, I cant play cold. I want a crack at him before he bail's out to LA tomarrow, I might pull a Alex Move on him and follow him to LA and bust him there at his house, I'm sick of Vegas now, i have been here for almost 2 months-it feels like forever. I bet his sister would step up and play, hell I have the worst of it and am begging to play. See what poker is doing to pool?? He has the nuts right here at "Fatboys Kingdom" and he is out fvcking around with poker. GGGRRRRRR i'm edgy today, the A/C broke in part of my house and its 82 in here!!!! and rising!!!!! the pool table room is cool perhaps I should go there, and warm up, so I can "Shoot his nuts off" I cant who I'm quoting, but I like the idea of it!!!

At least he did cash in a poker tournment, but I did the math it worked out to minimum wage if you add up all the time it took. ;)

Anyways here is his younger sister, they look very similar, take a look:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel-Schipper
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Neil said:
Hey Fatboy- Since you don't seem to be having any luck with Jay, have you tried playing his sister? Even with your back, you should be able to take her. (if you have any trouble with her, just pop a balloon when shes bent over, works every time):D
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She might have trouble holding a cue, she died in 2005.
 
Neil said:
Hey Fatboy- Since you don't seem to be having any luck with Jay, have you tried playing his sister? Even with your back, you should be able to take her. (if you have any trouble with her, just pop a balloon when shes bent over, works every time):D
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She gave me the 6 and the last 4 for $10,000 and beat me 11-5 and is staking Jay in all the poker tournments. I cant stand it!!!!! He is playing poker on my $$$$$$$$$:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Neil said:
Gee, I missed that part! Hope it wasn't from Fatboy using the 'ballon trick' !
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Oh I forgot, I got beat playing the real old sister not the middle sister with the website. The oldest dosent have a website, she is in the Royal International Witness Protection Program (or RIWPP as more comminally called) beacuse of her involvment in the American Revloution and the Spanish war, She is BRUTAL, she uses Jay & His sister pictured here as a punching bags. just Brutal, I cant stand it!!!!!!!!
 
Jays Younger Sister

Bet she has a Keno board and some long front teeth - if





only she could remember where she left her dentures.:eek:
 
Fatboy said:
I'm only making this public because he has been ducking me all week, I'm stuck 3 sets to him, 2 of 3 I had my chances to win, the othe rset he beat me 7-0 OUCH!!!! I was cold didnt hit a ball that day, neither did Jay, but I dont have SuperMan Power like he does, I cant play cold. I want a crack at him before he bail's out to LA tomarrow, I might pull a Alex Move on him and follow him to LA and bust him there at his house, I'm sick of Vegas now, i have been here for almost 2 months-it feels like forever. I bet his sister would step up and play, hell I have the worst of it and am begging to play. See what poker is doing to pool?? He has the nuts right here at "Fatboys Kingdom" and he is out fvcking around with poker. GGGRRRRRR i'm edgy today, the A/C broke in part of my house and its 82 in here!!!! and rising!!!!! the pool table room is cool perhaps I should go there, and warm up, so I can "Shoot his nuts off" I cant who I'm quoting, but I like the idea of it!!!

At least he did cash in a poker tournment, but I did the math it worked out to minimum wage if you add up all the time it took. ;)

Anyways here is his younger sister, they look very similar, take a look:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel-Schipper
:p :p :p :p :p :p
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Please leave my baby sister out of this. Besides, she was a Three Cushion player anyway. :)
 
A little update. Las Vegas Fats (or Fatboy as he is more commonly known) is currently engaged in an Eight Ball battle with a certain Ming Ng. She came into town a few days ago to play in the women's event at the WSOP.

Ming won two small preliminary events prior to the WSOP tourney. She cashed for about 1,2K total. Yesterday, she took a couple of God awful beats to get knocked out of the WSOP. But that's poker. She is an excellent player!

She won the first set with Fatty 5-2. They're playing set two now.
 
jay helfert said:
A little update. Las Vegas Fats (or Fatboy as he is more commonly known) is currently engaged in an Eight Ball battle with a certain Ming Ng. She came into town a few days ago to play in the women's event at the WSOP.

Ming won two small preliminary events prior to the WSOP tourney. She cashed for about 1,2K total. Yesterday, she took a couple of God awful beats to get knocked out of the WSOP. But that's poker. She is an excellent player!

She won the first set with Fatty 5-2. They're playing set two now.
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i lost 5-2 because i started cold, i like my chances there playing 8ball,

However we played 9 ball for a couple hours probably just under 3 we didnt keep score I lost more than I won, I played just fair(i'd give myself a 6/10 performace), I think it I played my best I could win a set here and there, but I think I have just a little of the worst of it=or we would come up even ts anybodys game if I was playing, If I could consistantly beat her I would be suprised.


I just missed to many balls, My back was the biggest problem(it hurt to stay down si I shot easy shots too fast and missed the ball or shape), This time last year I would have beat her for sure(but I was playing over my head) until I went to Rio and got sick , but I dont think I'm gonna playing like last may-aug, for along time if ever, perhaps my best days are behind me :confused: . I was in it, i sure as hell wouldnt have got robbed, but with my back I was shooting too fast and missed easy shots. She was great to play. And she played great. She had strengths on some shots that are hard for me and visa-versa-as a team wow it would be best for both of us.

I was down about 7-8 games in the end, I couldnt beat her tonight. , she kicks much better than me and was more consistant omn easy outs , i mised to much.. It was great I wish we kept score, I was down for sure. She would win 3 in a row, then I would, the long winning streaks were about even the losing streaks is where I lost, I would lose 2-3 and she would 1, it was choppy nobody won more than 4 in row(lots of 3's no 5's that i can remember), it really would make a great TAR game ask Jay he saw it, I have to get my back right first and play for 3 months then there would be a game, she is in-stroke real good, i'm happy for her, it was great and one of the most enjoyable games I played in along time. She plays like a seasoned player as I did too.



I did come with 2 monster shots, not masse TV shots but perfectly executed tough shots, I was pretty suprised.
 
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Jay tell Ming hi for me. She plays great.

I remember at the Bar Table Championships one year I had her down 8-1. In the dumbest move I can remember back then, I decided to shorten the path off my last ball before the money ball (for game, set and match!) and cut with inside english to avoid the scratch in the side. I hit the ball too fat and scratched anyway and I went on tilt. I could have just hit it with a little bit of outside and gone wide of the side pocket. It's not like shots are that tough on the bar box! But noooooo, I wanted perfect shape. She proceeded to break and run, combo, and break in the 9 and it went hill-hill and I knew I was sunk.
 
Hey!!

Fatboy said:
I'm only making this public because he has been ducking me all week, I'm stuck 3 sets to him, 2 of 3 I had my chances to win, the othe rset he beat me 7-0 OUCH!!!! I was cold didnt hit a ball that day, neither did Jay, but I dont have SuperMan Power like he does, I cant play cold. I want a crack at him before he bail's out to LA tomarrow, I might pull a Alex Move on him and follow him to LA and bust him there at his house, I'm sick of Vegas now, i have been here for almost 2 months-it feels like forever. I bet his sister would step up and play, hell I have the worst of it and am begging to play. See what poker is doing to pool?? He has the nuts right here at "Fatboys Kingdom" and he is out fvcking around with poker. GGGRRRRRR i'm edgy today, the A/C broke in part of my house and its 82 in here!!!! and rising!!!!! the pool table room is cool perhaps I should go there, and warm up, so I can "Shoot his nuts off" I cant who I'm quoting, but I like the idea of it!!!

At least he did cash in a poker tournment, but I did the math it worked out to minimum wage if you add up all the time it took. ;)

Anyways here is his younger sister, they look very similar, take a look:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel-Schipper
:p :p :p :p :p :p
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That's my Grandma, Henny, and I don't appreciate you making fun of her!!:eek:

Ray
 
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