Keith Would have Crushed Them

real bartram said:
i dont have an ego problem.
i know im not the best.
i also know i could not beat keith in his prime.
i dont know you but put this in your pipe ill beat you.
and yes play 10 ball alex would rob him.


This $hit gets so off the rocker it's un-real...LOL...Really hilarious.
 
real bartram said:
on a 9 ft alex would rob a 23 year old keith.
wow not even close.
Wow, Chris. Man, I hate to lose this one, but here goes. Playing "pushout" two shot foul like most played back then, I don't think Alex would like it. Sorry, but the slower cloth, deader rails, etc. favored Keith. Love to see this, though.

By the way, this is a stupid man's game to even argue this kind of thing. Feelings get hurt, and nothing gets resolved. Times and conditions, games, rules were different then. The old gives way to the new. But, Keith will be remembered long after some and most of the names brought up on here. As a matter of fact, he's probably as well-known as any pool player besides the mouth Fats (self promoter) in history among "real" pool lovers. Both of them at 20 years old, and you could own my paycheck, though, on Keith. But, it'll never happen. So, let's play nice. Now, I am off work today, so I just might put it in my pipe and smoke it.
 
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real bartram said:
i dont have an ego problem.
i know im not the best.
i also know i could not beat keith in his prime.
i dont know you but put this in your pipe ill beat you.
and yes play 10 ball alex would rob him.

Keith maybe didnt win all the games in his prime but I never heard of anybody robbing him. Keith was the one doing the robbing and usually giving up a spot to even get them to play. Had heard stories of him showing up at the pool tournaments as a young kid and then telling the winner of the tournament "you work for me", and he would bust the winners of the tournament out of their winnings.
 
JAM said:
I quit smoking, so I don't have a pipe, number one.

Number two, you're a baby pup gambler. You got no bark in person. The most bark I've seen you have is on this forum.

I'll talk to you in 20 years, if I'm still around, and see how you're hitting 'em then. I hope I can talk smack with you then and see how you like it.

Last time McCready played bar table pool was at Valley Forge on the action table. He held it for two 10s in a row and one 11. What's your record?
i have no bark in person.
what does this mean?
that im not a jackoff.
that when you play me i dont say a word.
i dont shark you yes when i play i dont say nothing.
ask keith how he did playing me on the bar table.
i think i ran 8 or 9 racks on him.
ooooops thought you knew.
 
real bartram said:
i have no bark in person.
what does this mean?
that im not a jackoff.
that when you play me i dont say a word.
i dont shark you yes when i play i dont say nothing.
ask keith how he did playing me on the bar table.
i think i ran 8 or 9 racks on him.
ooooops thought you knew.

Oh, yeah, right. Do you mean the time when Keith and Liljon were partners against you at DCC? Yeah, I was there. You got all the breaks! LOL! Nice spot.

I never called you a jackoff. However, the thought has crossed my mind in this thread.

Next time, my 50-plus-year-old horse will play you even, heads up, with no partner. You won't get all the breaks either. :grin-square:
 
JAM said:
Oh, yeah, right. Do you mean the time when Keith and Liljon were partners against you at DCC? Yeah, I was there. You got all the breaks! LOL! Nice spot.

I never called you a jackoff. However, the thought has crossed my mind in this thread.

Next time, my 50-plus-year-old horse will play you even, heads up, with no partner. You won't get all the breaks either. :grin-square:
wow your wrong.
i gave them the 8 ball.
since i ran 8 or 9 racks you thought they gave me the breaks.
they did not give me the breaks.
if your asking me to play your 50 year old horse lets play.
tell me if this has any bark,ill play him for what ever you will bet play boy.
 
Chris, you had all the breaks. After the first match, the game changed. Liljon staked both sets.

In fact, I specifically remember Danny B. came up to me on the rail and said, "Jennie, I hate to tell you this, but Keith and Liljon don't have a chance to win with Chris getting all the breaks." This is how the match started, Chris.

Suddenly, I have visions of this: http://forums.azbilliards.com/member.php?u=7984
 
real bartram said:
i have no bark in person.
what does this mean?
that im not a jackoff.
that when you play me i dont say a word.
i dont shark you yes when i play i dont say nothing.
ask keith how he did playing me on the bar table.
i think i ran 8 or 9 racks on him.
ooooops thought you knew.

I am suprised you talking like this, I thought you were a cool cat, at least every time I ran into you. Nothing tight to say bout anyone. But then again, I always see $hit on this forum that supprises me !
Frankie
 
frankwhite said:
I am suprised you talking like this, I thought you were a cool cat, at least every time I ran into you. Nothing tight to say bout anyone. But then again, I always see $hit on this forum that supprises me !
Frankie

It's hard for me to believe too, Frankie. I am wondering if it is even him posting, as he had another guy posting under his membership name previously, who eventualy was banned.
 
real bartram said:
wow your wrong.
i gave them the 8 ball.
since i ran 8 or 9 racks you thought they gave me the breaks.
they did not give me the breaks.
if your asking me to play your 50 year old horse lets play.
tell me if this has any bark,ill play him for what ever you will bet play boy.
Don't you just feel the love tonight? Or was it "Can you feel the love tonight"? You know, the Elton song.

Deep breath. Serenity now. Serenity now.
 
frankwhite said:
I am suprised you talking like this, I thought you were a cool cat, at least every time I ran into you. Nothing tight to say bout anyone. But then again, I always see $hit on this forum that supprises me !
Frankie
We agree on this note there Frank.
 
What would be the spot Bartram

real bartram said:
i have no bark in person.
what does this mean?
that im not a jackoff.
that when you play me i dont say a word.
i dont shark you yes when i play i dont say nothing.
ask keith how he did playing me on the bar table.
i think i ran 8 or 9 racks on him.
ooooops thought you knew.

thats quite a few racks
so what would you spot Morro, Ernesto, or King Kong to get them to play you some 9ball on the bar box?
 
JAM said:
It's hard for me to believe too, Frankie. I am wondering if it is even him posting, as he had another guy posting under his membership name previously, who eventualy was banned.

I cant beleave it is Chris...I just cant! He doesnot act like this, sorry.

Frankie
 
WalkerInTN said:
Kieth would have knocked George out before the end of round 2. Now or back then. :grin-square:
Hey, the Keith McCready grill could give the Foreman the eight any time.
 
crawfish said:
We agree on this note there Frank.

Thanx Crawfish...LOL LOL LOL
Hey Craw you know Sparky, if so when you see him would you please tell him to call Frankie from New York....Thanx Buddy
 
crawfish said:
Don't you just feel the love tonight? Or was it "Can you feel the love tonight"? You know, the Elton song.

Deep breath. Serenity now. Serenity now.

Hoochie mamaaaaa :thumbup: :D :o

Brian
 
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