Lil John's Big Stakes

Good article!!

Like a mobster or a boxer, a pool hustler doesn't reach his apotheosis until he gets a nickname. So it is that the Republic of Pool includes a Mechanic as well as an Exterminator; a Freezer and a Heater; a Scorpion and a Black Widow. As a scrawny 17-year-old, John Macias of Hattiesburg, Miss., took on the prosaic handle Little John. In the ensuing decade he not only sprouted to six feet but also became the biggest pool gambler in the country. "No one plays higher than Little John," says Jerry (Pittsburgh) Slivka, an accomplished fellow hustler.

Dripping attitude and hair gel, Little John, now 27, claims that last year he busted one player in Cahokia, Ill., for $65,000 and another in Detroit for $50,000. He seldom plays for less than $2,000 a set, and the sticker shock is part of his M.O. "Guys say, 'Let's go for $100,'" he says. "I say, 'Shoot, where I'm from, that's not even considered gambling. When you want to play some real pool, let me know.'"

Countless times, Little John has gone to professional events as a fan and hustled action after the matches have ended for the evening. By the end of the weekend he's been $35,000 to the good, while the winner of the 128-player event has earned $7,500 (and a W-2 form). But Little John loses plenty big, too. Not long ago he drove to New Orleans and lost $60,000. The worst part? He had brought his fiancée to watch. "I had $20,000 on me," says Aprille Kervin, rolling her eyes. "I felt like an ATM."

Says Little John with a shrug, "Hell, I promote my losses. You have to lose sometimes, or no one will play you."

Still, Little John wins so often that he doesn't exactly lead Eddie Felson's life. He and Kervin have a well-appointed home alongside a private golf course in Hattiesburg's most exclusive subdivision. Their two-year-old daughter, Lexi, wants for nothing. If the right opponent is willing to play him on his home table at Snake's Palace -- a, um, flavorful joint hard by the Southern Miss campus -- Macias will pay the airfare.

Little John resents certain facets of his profession -- the 200 nights a year on the road, the physical strain of matches that can span 30 hours, his subterranean credit rating despite an annual income that he expects to be north of six figures -- but it beats the hell out of working for $500 a week at a local car lot, the lone "honest" job he says he ever held. "I've never done drugs," he continues, "but there can't be a higher high than going into some town and taking on a guy and all his backers, being up against the nuts and busting 'em all."

In his years of caroming off America's rails, Macias has gotten into few serious beefs. Even when there were 50 or 60 large under the light, he either got his money or paid up. So he wasn't sure how to react when he was robbed last May. He had flown to Boston to play Tony Ruberto. Each placed his $17,000 stake under the table and played for a few hours. Little John took a bathroom break. When he returned, all the money was gone. "There's one of me and a bunch of them," he says. "What could I do?"

Little John exacted his revenge with a postmodern twist. He got on his computer and wrote an account of the "Boston Area Action" on a message board at a popular pool site, azbilliards.com. He concluded that "the Boston area is no good for action, and we all know someone in Tony's click [sic] got the money." The gambit worked masterfully. Ruberto maintains that he and his backers had nothing to do with the missing loot. ("We got our money back," Ruberto told SI. "Let's just say it wasn't pretty.") But by all accounts, his action has dried up around Boston.

While Little John has "yet to see dime one," he says, he's recovered fine. As his saga reverberated in the Internet echo chamber, he won sympathy from all corners. He was invited to play on the International Pool Tour, the new eight-ball circuit (box, below).

Last week, as Little John ticked off his recent run of good fortune, his cellphone chirped. The caller reported that there might be action in Corpus Christi. For Little John it was another number to program into his phone, another player to Google later that night. Sure enough, the next morning he packed up his cues and gadgets and chargers and, like a one-man circus, headed off to the next town, trying to divorce another sucker from the contents of his pockets.
 
I just have to shake my head and smile after reading that...all I can remember is Lil John and Lil Robbie with his black cap turned around backwards trying to hustle everyone at age 13. What a couple of kids. They had more money in their pockets then than I made in a year at the time.

Go get em LJ,
Shorty
 
Can someone post the whole article like they did the basivich SI article?
 
or1pkt said:
Can someone post the whole article like they did the basivich SI article?

That is the whole article. Basavich was a feature article, hence the length. This one is not.
 
Really great article, and its doubly great that it appeared in SI; this sort of publicity that captures the public's imagination can help attract interest to the IPT. As far as I am concerned, the cup is half full for the world of pool.
 
sizl said:
Thanks Ross, you ARE the man.;)

He really is sizl. I told him thanks on SB but might as well thank him here too. Great read, Ross.

Wanted to ask you, Ross, did you scan the article into a Word program or cut and paste from their site? I finally figured out how to do that yesterday, scan to Word. Great feature.
 
It occurred to me when I was reading this article that I hope Lil John has his recent 1040s in order, because if I was in the IRS chain of command, the numbers presented in this article would make me want to audit him.
 
uwate said:
It occurred to me when I was reading this article that I hope Lil John has his recent 1040s in order, because if I was in the IRS chain of command, the numbers presented in this article would make me want to audit him.
Wonder if he 'owns' anything?
 
hey nice article. thanks for posting it. hope all continues well for him. and is the basavich article on azbilliards? and why was the title "LIL JOHNS BIG MISTAKE" i havent seen neone quote on that yet and i would like to know why people would say that. not that im saying its bad or good i just want to know how they feel maybe about their action or whatever when you are featued in a magazine.
thanks
 
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Lil Jon

Is it possible this is the the same Lil' Jon that couldn't come up with $200 to pay the balance he owed on a custom ordered case? No, I must have him confused with someone else, sorry. ;)
 
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