Mike "The Pain" Deschane

Blackjack...Too funny! I can actually SEE this really happening!

Scott Lee
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Blackjack said:
One day at First National Bank of Las Vegas...

Teller: Can I help you, Sir?
Johnny: Yes Ma'am, I want to cash my winner's check from the Fatboy Pool Tour.
Teller: Just a moment, Mr. Acher.
Johnny: That's Archer.
Teller: I apologize, Mr. Archer. Do you another form of identification?
Johnny: No ma'am. I have this copy of Billiard Digest with my picture on the cover.
Teller: We can't accept that.
Johnny: What's the problem?
Teller: The name on the check is Joanny Acher. If you don't have identification that says that you are Ms. Acher, then we won't be able cash this for you today.
Johnny: Oh - Jeeeeeeeze! Not again! This happens every single time!
Teller: Calm down Mr. Acher, we have already had Mr. Struckling placed in protective custody, I won't hesitate to call security.
Johnny: Stop calling me Mr. Acher! My name is Johnny Lee Archer, I'm in the Hall of Fame. Who are you calling?
Teller: Security? We have another one...

5 minutes later...

Beeeep....
Johnny:Not your damn voicemail again! Dammit Eric, it happened again. Did you do this on purpose? This ain't funny at all - did you know they beat Earl up and put him in a straight jacket? Learn how to spell, man!
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Is it just me or does saying Ill play "rack your own 9 ball in my home court" translate to, "I can't win 10 ball in a neutral location but I still want to woof about a gaff game that no one is going to play anyway"
 
xianmacx said:
Is it just me or does saying Ill play "rack your own 9 ball in my home court" translate to, "I can't win 10 ball in a neutral location but I still want to woof about a gaff game that no one is going to play anyway"
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lol not sure.
all those guys play even.
i should say all of us play even.
 
Mainplayer said:
I don't play in ring games. But I will play rack your own 9 ball against those players. In Maine. And I was a little upset on the write up. O well. Just going to have to try to win another one and see if they write something better. And with a better pic. Thanks guys.
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Mike,

Regardless of the number of entries, you played great! If you're waiting for accolades from the press, they're too busy with Hatch, SVB and the Women. 99.99% percent of the AZ railbirds wouldn't step to the table regardless of the game you propose. For that one reason, you gotta give Chris credit for stepping up!

Lyn
 
xianmacx said:
Is it just me or does saying Ill play "rack your own 9 ball in my home court" translate to, "I can't win 10 ball in a neutral location but I still want to woof about a gaff game that no one is going to play anyway"
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You are exactly right.

Notice I offered to play in a neutral location and simply on a tight table.

I wasn't thinking a ring game - I was just thinking that each player gets to play two sets (one each against the other two players), say a race to 40 for $5K-$10K a set. Flip coins on who plays who first and the order. Mike and his titles, Mitch and his titles, Justin and well, just Justin.

And again, if this would ever be on TAR and I would be involved then ALL money would be posted prior to any travel.

Mike - talk to your people and see what they are willing to do.

I couldn't even name one city in Maine, let alone know how to travel there. Good luck with that.
 
watchez said:
You are exactly right.

Notice I offered to play in a neutral location and simply on a tight table.

I wasn't thinking a ring game - I was just thinking that each player gets to play two sets (one each against the other two players), say a race to 40 for $5K-$10K a set. Flip coins on who plays who first and the order. Mike and his titles, Mitch and his titles, Justin and well, just Justin.

And again, if this would ever be on TAR and I would be involved then ALL money would be posted prior to any travel.

Mike - talk to your people and see what they are willing to do.

I couldn't even name one city in Maine, let alone know how to travel there. Good luck with that.
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you always bring to light these titles when i played steve moore i did not care but they mean something justin needs a spot here .
not much .
 
real bartram said:
you always bring to light these titles when i played steve moore i did not care but they mean something justin needs a spot here .
not much .
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You are right - you should have listened to me there. What was that list of champions that DeChaine ran thru to win this title? It is early in the morning and I am not thinking straight - so I will listen to you - Justin wasn't invited to the Fatboy 10 - ball challenge during the DCC either so the public view must really be that The Pain is the better player.

Forget Mitch in the equation, we (Justin and his corporation) will take the call 9 ball playing 10 ball from UPA champion MIke Dechaine - race to 60 (30 each day) for $15K or simply 15 ahead, that sounds even better.
 
I don't play races. Ahead set only. And the only time that I have ever gambled was outside of Maine. And I don't play ten ball because I am not on a diamond everyday practicing my break. Otherwise I would play him 10 ball. And I asked Justin to play at the derby and he said NO. This action shit don't matter to me. If I play its going to be the way I like it and if you don't want a part of it then woof somewhere else. But ALL the people my age or younger can play 9 ball with me even. Maine is where my backers are to. If is hard for them to leave. Chris I like you pic on here. I am just wondering how many of them you have. But you play to good right now. I will take a little spot in every game.
 
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Mainplayer said:
I don't play races. Ahead set only. And the only time that I have ever gambled was outside of Maine. And I don't play ten ball because I am not on a diamond everyday practicing my break. Otherwise I would play him 10 ball. And I asked Justin to play at the derby and he said NO. This action shit don't matter to me. If I play its going to be the way I like it and if you don't want a part of it then woof somewhere else. But ALL the people my age or younger can play 9 ball with me even. Maine is where my backers are to. If is hard for them to leave. Chris I like you pic on here. I am just wondering how many of them you have. But you play to good right now. I will take a little spot in every game.
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yes mike she is beautiful and i have a few more you will have to wait to see them.it wont be long before you will want to play no big deal its not like your an easy game.
 
Mainplayer said:
I don't play races. Ahead set only. And the only time that I have ever gambled was outside of Maine. And I don't play ten ball because I am not on a diamond everyday practicing my break. Otherwise I would play him 10 ball. And I asked Justin to play at the derby and he said NO. This action shit don't matter to me. If I play its going to be the way I like it and if you don't want a part of it then woof somewhere else. But ALL the people my age or younger can play 9 ball with me even. Maine is where my backers are to. If is hard for them to leave. Chris I like you pic on here. I am just wondering how many of them you have. But you play to good right now. I will take a little spot in every game.
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So just as a piece of info - what kind of table is it in Maine? But I doubt that I ever would bring anyone to Maine (approx. 1450 miles) or anyone else for that matter as it is kinda off the beaten path.

To everyone - find me a Filipino under the age of 21. Then I will go to Maine if we can bet $30K. :D
 
Lee Van

watchez said:
So just as a piece of info - what kind of table is it in Maine? But I doubt that I ever would bring anyone to Maine (approx. 1450 miles) or anyone else for that matter as it is kinda off the beaten path.

To everyone - find me a Filipino under the age of 21. Then I will go to Maine if we can bet $30K. :D
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How old is LeeVan?
 
watchez said:
So just as a piece of info - what kind of table is it in Maine? But I doubt that I ever would bring anyone to Maine (approx. 1450 miles) or anyone else for that matter as it is kinda off the beaten path.

To everyone - find me a Filipino under the age of 21. Then I will go to Maine if we can bet $30K. :D
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Brunswick gold crowns in most of the bigger rooms here.
 
Mainplayer said:
I don't play races. Ahead set only. And the only time that I have ever gambled was outside of Maine. And I don't play ten ball because I am not on a diamond everyday practicing my break. Otherwise I would play him 10 ball. And I asked Justin to play at the derby and he said NO. This action shit don't matter to me. If I play its going to be the way I like it and if you don't want a part of it then woof somewhere else. But ALL the people my age or younger can play 9 ball with me even. Maine is where my backers are to. If is hard for them to leave. Chris I like you pic on here. I am just wondering how many of them you have. But you play to good right now. I will take a little spot in every game.
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lets make the game at my house in Vegas, JCIN wont have any production costs, we can add commentary after, there is room for cameras, both you and Chris have played here.

Does that work???

Chris??
 
Fatboy said:
lets make the game at my house in Vegas, JCIN wont have any production costs, we can add commentary after, there is room for cameras, both you and Chris have played here.

Does that work???

Chris??
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he said he did not want to play me right now.
but yes if he will i will play at your house.
 
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