What's so ironic is it's one of the few things from that day I remember vividly
I was playing with David Howard and Earl one day. It was a Par 3 hole 165 yards - Earl and I hit 8 Iron, and David hit 6 Iron......David's ball went in on a low, flat trafectory, hit, skipped, wiggled, and crawled into the hole for a HOLE IN ONE!!!
David was excited and we all "high fived" him.......then it came - "You hit the wrong club!!!" ...... said Earl with a lecturing tone in his voice....."You hit the wrong dang club....if you would have hit the right club you never would have made that shot!!!"
David Howard and I still laugh about that and Earl lectured David the entire cart ride to the next hole.......Earl is funny, you just have to appreciate how he expresses himself.
What's so ironic is it's one of the few things from that day I remember vividly......and so does David Howard.
I was playing with David Howard and Earl one day. It was a Par 3 hole 165 yards - Earl and I hit 8 Iron, and David hit 6 Iron......David's ball went in on a low, flat trafectory, hit, skipped, wiggled, and crawled into the hole for a HOLE IN ONE!!!
David was excited and we all "high fived" him.......then it came - "You hit the wrong club!!!" ...... said Earl with a lecturing tone in his voice....."You hit the wrong dang club....if you would have hit the right club you never would have made that shot!!!"
David Howard and I still laugh about that and Earl lectured David the entire cart ride to the next hole.......Earl is funny, you just have to appreciate how he expresses himself.
What's so ironic is it's one of the few things from that day I remember vividly......and so does David Howard.
Close to scratch means very little. The touring golfers are "plus handicap" meaning better than scratch often by quite a bit, and on difficult courses. You know how far they move the tees back for the pros? I be willing to bet Earl couldn't break 100 at Augusta even at his best under Masters conditions. Anyway this nonsense is silly. If you CAN play a sport that pays literally millions even to the guys who finish 100th on the money list...you do. Heck some of the caddies are literally millionaires.
My buddys cousin was a 1st round draft pick of the Yankees as a pitcher 20 or so years ago and they paid him a million dollar bonus at least and sent him right to the minors. He did make it to the big leagues and the last contract he had (with the Reds) was something like 3 years 26 million total. He can buy one heck of a lot of Diamond tables....although he blew his arm and back out.
Oh...his cousin was not really athletic at all...kinda of chubby and like to bowl and play pool and is pretty good. Very nice guy though I still look him up when I return to the area.
I also knew the best horseshoe pitcher in PA. He was amazing to watch. Never heard him belly ache that he couldn't earn a living. Apparently he had the sense to know that he was the one who picked the sport, and Nike wasn't going to come-a-calling with endorsement offers.
P.S. playing a round of golf with Earl would have to be a nightmare...I've played with complainers...they also tend to keep score a little "funny"