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Johnnyt

Johnnyt

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OMGWTF was at the Mosconi Cup...if you haven't read it yet, be sure to check it out. Johnnyt
 
Last I heard Fatboy is buying out the company that hosts the blog...then pulling the plug on her.:D Johnnyt
 
Johnny Archer

Emmental : A moderately aged cheese with a smooth texture and slightly sweet, nutty flavor. As it ages, it gets nuttier and the holes become larger. As Archer gets older, he plays slower, and more lint seems to snow down upon the tables. He missed some shots that were so routine that the collective suprised intake of breath by the audience effectively turned the arena into a vacuum for a few moments.
 

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More good stuff from the demented mind of the sweetest psycho ever to wield a cue stick in anger. :D :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:
 
LAMas said:
Was that guy with the watch and ring - FatBoy?
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yup thats me, and the time was wrong, like it matters. Dont worry I WILL HAVE ARMED BODY GUARDS AT DCC, nope I'm not kidding. but its gonna be a blast.
 
Fatboy said:
yup thats me, and the time was wrong, like it matters. Dont worry I WILL HAVE ARMED BODY GUARDS AT DCC, nope I'm not kidding. but its gonna be a blast.
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When he says armed, he means it. I've met these guys and I wouldn't want them mad at me. Well trained, well prepared and definitely well armed. It's almost like he has his own Secret Service protecting him. They stay in the background hovering nearby, but always keeping a watchful eye on everything.
 
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Fatboy said:
yup thats me, and the time was wrong, like it matters. Dont worry I WILL HAVE ARMED BODY GUARDS AT DCC, nope I'm not kidding. but its gonna be a blast.
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need some help? if you've got an extra gun i'll be willing to shoot somebody in exchange for a szamboti thread protector. for a shaft i'll shoot them twice ;)

did i mention i have nunchuck skillz?
 
Lol, sweatpants, sandals, Rolex, massive pinky ring. Sounds like the wardrobe of Vincent "The Chin" Gigante.
 
branpureza said:
need some help? if you've got an extra gun i'll be willing to shoot somebody in exchange for a szamboti thread protector. for a shaft i'll shoot them twice ;)

did i mention i have nunchuck skillz?
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LOL...nice.:D

branpureza is gonna off the whole Derby for a Boti jump/break. :D
 
Jay helfert, follow in the footsteps of the man fatboy and get in the bank ring game, I've been told you bank stronger than a garlic milkshake.
 
I thought when tony drago was doing that bizarre dance movements he was making a mockery of earl strickland.I remember seeing Earl doing those movements during the previous Mosconi cup held some where in Europe in the yester years.
 
derekdisco said:
Jay helfert, follow in the footsteps of the man fatboy and get in the bank ring game, I've been told you bank stronger than a garlic milkshake.
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Wanna stake me? :)

I seem to have misplaced my extra 3K.
 
jay helfert said:
Wanna stake me? :)

I seem to have misplaced my extra 3K.
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you didnt leavve it here, you stiffed me on the time nad ran out, :p ;) :D


wait you lost the other guy stiffed me on the time, :D
 
Typical, the one year I don't make it to the Mosconi in Vegas Team Europe finally pull out the win, and young Vagabond is partying it up with OMGWTF.
 
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